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Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi
may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?




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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.




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A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?




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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.




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Compromising doesn't mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego. :) LOLz




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wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date




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A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.
Husband:What was THAT for?
Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.
Wife:Sorry!
Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!
Husband:Why?
Wife:Your Horse PHONED!




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Wife: Wherever We Keep the Money,
Our Son Steals It.
I Don't Know What To Do About It
Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.
He'll Never Touch!



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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.




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A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl
After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
"UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS"
The smart father-in-law Replied:
1 year Warranty has been expired!
So Manufacturer is not responsible.




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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
"Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai."
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli
"Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti"




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I love to wake up each morning, and hold you in my arms.
I am the luckiest man in this world who has been blessed
with the most beautiful wife ever.
I never want to lose the love we share between us.
I love you.




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No one can replace your place in my heart,
I am totally lost, when we are apart,
My wife, my love, I love you more than me,
It is just for you to see,
Will love you forever and ever!




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Apple is now working to make an
"i-wife"
Slim design, beauty with brain
and, most important, a mute
button...!
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Booking full till 2020




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Woman Speaks 30,000 Words In A Day As per new research;
A man speaks 25,000 words in a day and a woman speaks 30,000
The problem stars when husband comes
home from office after consuming his 25,000
words and the wife starts her 30,000




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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That you were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill




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1. Never laugh at your wife's choices;
You are one of them...
2. Never be proud of your choices;
Your wife is one of them...




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A recently fired
stock trader said ...
"This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife...




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1 tree can start a forest,
1 smile can start a friendship
1 touch can show love and care
1 person like you can make life worth living!




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When a man steals your wife
There is no better revenge then
To let him keep her.




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A perfect gift for you!
Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,
Non-taxable, silent performance,
Extremely personal, fully returnable
It's a SMILE form me to you!




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A man was asked to explain this saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion, Happiness comes and goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always with me. Her friends comes and goes




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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-Why will you die?
Husband:-because i cant bear such excitement




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you know why women starts with 'W' ....
Because all questions start with 'W'.. !
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
And
Finally Wife..!!!




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She is the apple of my eye
The reason that I live
She is all that I could wish for
My heart to her I give.




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Wife: Suno g doctor ny mujhy aik mahiny ka araam k liye beautiful foreign country jany ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gy?
Husbnd: doosray doctor ky passs..




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A fired
stock trader said
"This is worse than divorce
I have last each n everything
and
I still have my wife"




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Husband came home from office, Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed. He shoots his Friend.
Wife says. If u behave like this, you will lose all of your friends




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Wife: kash tussi SMS hondy, Mein zindegi bhar kay liye save kar layndi,
Husbnd: Kaash tussi ring tune hundy assi her haftay badal layndy.!




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A man in Hell asked Devil"
Can I make a call to my wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free.




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Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!



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Wife: kal 3 choron ny gher main ghuss ker maiyra rape kar diyaa
Husb: tumnay rokaa nahi?
Wife: bohat roka par unhony kaha k ab bohat their hogai hai, hameyn jany do..!




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You are so caring & affectionate.
Your heart is filled with compassion and love.
I am so lucky to be in love with an angel.




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You are my love, you are my life,
the day you came to me I found all that I was searching for.
Thank you for being my wife.




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