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Sardar ji is buying a TV
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, please.
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
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Our education system has a drawback;it does not teach us teamwork,
And When we make efforts for working as a team by solving our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating.
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Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao
Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha
ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha.
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Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: BCuz its there way of saying,
In memory of those who were buried
here!
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We will now upgrade ur brain, please wait....
Searching....searching...
still searching....
sorry,NO BRAIN found
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Why were males created before females?
bCos u always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru(Medicine & Whisky)?
Dava iz like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru iz like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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FACT ONE:YOU CAN'T TOUCH ALL YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR TONGUE.
FACT TWO: AFTER READING THIS SMS 99 OUT OF HUNDRED IDIOTS WOULD TRY IT
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Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Rastay May Kisi Nay Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pay Na baith Jata
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Dis dog, iZ dog, a dog, nice dog, way dog, 2 dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog,
buzy dog, 4 dog, 10 dog, secs dog! ... Now read wid out da word dog.
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Y were the malez created b4 femalez?
Cuz u alwayz need a rough draft b4 da final copy.
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Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?
Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.
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I want 2 suck u... lick u... wanna move my tongue alll over u...
wanna feel u in my mouth...yup, datz how yu...eat an icecream!
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I am babe so I play with boys!!
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Girl: Iss shirt ke kiya price hy?
Salesman: Sirf 6 kisses.
Girl: Aur uss shirt kee?
Salesman: 12 kisses.
Girl: Donon dresses pack kr do, bill daddy dain gy.
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Heer Says too Ranjha
Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tere Heer Ban ky"
Ranjha
Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K SP Lag Gya AAN
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How Dogs & Women r alike.....
Neither believe dat silence iz golden.
Neither can balance a check book.
Both put 2 much value on kissing.
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