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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.




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SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
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PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)




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Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
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Graduation to pass karle




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Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?




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Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means more Problem for the world
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while..




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A machine invented 2 catch thieves was tested.
In UK,It caught 50 thieves in 30 min,
Spain:It caught 110
Pakistan: In 15 min machine was stolen.!




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'Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p




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'ATM Machine Jammed b'cuz of!!
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Lollywood actress MEERA put her hairpin in the machine when option was to...!!
"ENTER YOUR PIN" :P xD




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Pathan thought "LOL" meant "lots of love".
So one Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent him the Following text
''Sorry 2 Hear About the Death of Your Mother, plz take care LOL" :D




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Teacher 2 sleepy boy : who invented steam engine ?
Boy : what sir !!
Teacher : yes correct itz james watt....
Moral : sleeping improves mind.. :-D




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girls are like phones.
we like to be held and talked too- but if u press
the wrong button u'll be disconnected!




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Sardar's Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.




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Funny but true fact..
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Relationship between lovers in today's age:-
you can touch each other..
but
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u cannot touch each other's mobile..!




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Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.




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God created the earth,
God created the woods, God created you too,
but yes, even God makes mistakes!




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If eyes speak: Love.
If tears speak: Affection.
If money speaks: Greed.
If everyone speaks: World.
If only you speak: Mental




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Two Beggars meet. .
Two Software Engineers meet. .
Both asked the same Question to Each other.!
Guess What??? . . . .
"So? Which Platform are you Working on"




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Man 1: My son is not listening to anything I say. Man 2: Is he so adamants?
Man 1: No, he is deaf.




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Doctor to a rich man: Do you prefer a local anesthesia?
Rich man: I would rather prefer an imported one.




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Did you ever walk into a room & forget why tou walked in?
that's how dogs spend their lives.




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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile ....
but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?




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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile ....
but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?




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Punjabi jutt riding on buffalo
Policeman stopped him & ask
Policeman: Licence kad oye, tera chalan katu, helmet kitthy hai?
Jatt: Oye bhutni deya, thale vekh, aah 4 wheeler hai.




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English Tuition!
Laloo goes to america for learning english.
After some days George Bush calls Rabri Devi & told her:
Ae sasoora angreji nahi seekh sakat hai.




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DUA hai k teri duniya me koi gham na ho
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho
Agar kbhi TERI palko me aansu aye
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hon.




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Teacher: All idiots stand up.
A boy stands up.
Teacher: So you are an Idiot?
Boy: No. I can't bear you standing alone madam..




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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name on my Heart & I got Heart Attack.




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Roses r red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo
Don't feel so angry
you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you




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Of all the friends I have ever met.
Your the one I won't forget.
& if I die before you do
I'll go to heaven & wait for you




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Sardar ji is buying a TV
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, plz.




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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly... .
Wife asks why..
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 & cold coffee Rs10




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Our education system has a drawback;it does not teach us teamwork,
& When we make efforts for working as a team by solving our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating.




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Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: because its there way of saying,
In memory of those who were buried here!




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We will now upgrade your brain, plz wait....
Searching....searching...
stil searching....
sorry,NO BRAIN found




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why were males created before females?
because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.




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What's the difference between Dava & Daru(Medicine & Whisky)?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date & Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad k bolegi.




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FACT 1:U CAN'T TOUCH ALL YOUR TEETH WID YOUR TONGUE.
FACT 2: AFTER READING THIS SMS 99 OUT OF 100 IDIOTS WOULD TRY IT




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this dog, is dog, a dog, nice dog, way dog, 2 dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog,
busy dog, for dog, 10 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read wid out da word dog.




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I want 2 suck u... lick u...
wanna move my tongue all over u...
wanna feel you in my mouth...yup, dats how you...
eat an icecream!




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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I,m babe so I play with boys!



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Heer Says to Ranjha

Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tery Heer Ban ky"
Ranjha

Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Bn K SP Lag Gya AAN




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Computer Teacher to Student:
What are the 3 latest versions of Java? Student: marJava, mitJava, lutJava.:)



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British: Can U swim? Pathan:No British: Dog is Better than u bcz It Swims Pathan:Can u swim? British: Yes Pathan:then whats the Difference between u & a Dog.



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A pretty girl shows her hands 2 a clerk in a hotel, he kisses her fingers & asks: What can I do 4 u? GIRL: just tell the Manager that there is no soap in d toilet.



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