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Did you ever walk into a room & forget why tou walked in?
that's how dogs spend their lives.




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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile ....
but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?




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Punjabi jutt riding on buffalo
Policeman stopped him & ask
Policeman: Licence kad oye, tera chalan katu, helmet kitthy hai?
Jatt: Oye bhutni deya, thale vekh, aah 4 wheeler hai.




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Teacher: kaal kyo koni aayo re .... (u were absent yesterday)
Student: kutio khaygio .... (dog bite me.)
Teacher: dikha. (2 legs)
Student: dekho .... (plz)
Teacher: ghaav ro koi nisan to koni.. (there is no hack in legs)
Student: kutio BOKLHO ho. (dog has no teeths)




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English Tuition!
Laloo goes to america for learning english.
After some days George Bush calls Rabri Devi & told her:
Ae sasoora angreji nahi seekh sakat hai.




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Ajab shaks hoo tum
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhty ho
Sawal krny Sy pehLy kam rakhty ho
Wesy to kehty Ho
"I Hate Girls"
Or Bashir khussry Sy talukat Rakhty Ho!




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DUA hai k teri duniya me koi gham na ho
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho
Agar kbhi TERI palko me aansu aye
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hon.




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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name on my Heart & I got Heart Attack.




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Roses r red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo
Don't feel so angry
you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you




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Of all the friends I have ever met.
Your the one I won't forget.
& if I die before you do
I'll go to heaven & wait for you




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Sardar ji is buying a TV
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, plz.




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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly... .
Wife asks why..
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 & cold coffee Rs10




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Our education system has a drawback;it does not teach us teamwork,
& When we make efforts for working as a team by solving our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating.




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Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao
Pathan: jis din mery baap ka shaadi tha
ITTEFAQ sy usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha.




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Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: because its there way of saying,
In memory of those who were buried here!




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We will now upgrade your brain, plz wait....
Searching....searching...
stil searching....
sorry,NO BRAIN found




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why were males created before females?
because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.




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What's the difference between Dava & Daru(Medicine & Whisky)?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date & Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad k bolegi.




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FACT 1:U CAN'T TOUCH ALL YOUR TEETH WID YOUR TONGUE.
FACT 2: AFTER READING THIS SMS 99 OUT OF 100 IDIOTS WOULD TRY IT




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Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga Ja Raha Tha
Rasty May Kisi Ny Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota To Cycle Py Na baith Jata




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this dog, is dog, a dog, nice dog, way dog, 2 dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog,
busy dog, for dog, 10 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read wid out da word dog.




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Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms pardhny wala insaan hai ki bandar?
Samba: Sarkar agar reply kary toh insaan nahi to bandar.




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I want 2 suck u... lick u... wanna move my tongue all over u...
wanna feel you in my mouth...yup, dats how you...eat an icecream!




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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I,m babe so I play with boys!!



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Girl: Iss shirt ki kiya price hai?
Salesman: Sirf 6 kisses.
Girl: Aur uss shirt ki?
Salesman: 12 kisses.
Girl: Donon dresses pack kr do, bill daddy dain gi.




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Heer Says to Ranjha

Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tery Heer Ban ky"
Ranjha

Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Bn K SP Lag Gya AAN



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