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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't
tell me where
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bunta baraf ka tukra lekar gaur se dekh raha tha .Kisi ne kaha ,Kya kar rahe ho?
bunta -dekh raha hu ki kaha se lick ho raha he..
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Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes 4 a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
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A lady calls Santa 4 repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up
for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I
press the bell but no one comes out
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Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya ha.
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While walking in da highlandz Santa fell down a bottomless hole.
Banta: Santa u ok?
Santa: I am ok
Banta: Did any thing broke?
Santa: No, dere's nothing down here
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Teacher: Mein tayno kuttay ty essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kiun naee liyandaa ?
Santa: Kee kardaa Ustaad ji,
jaini waari mein kuttay tay Pen rakhia oh paj jaanda si
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Santa: I hav swallowed a key.
Doctor: Whn?
Santa: 4 months ago!
Doctor: What were u doing til now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I hav lost it too
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Preeto: Shouted at Santa: You r gonna be really sorry! Im going 2 LEAVE u!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which 1 is it gonna be?
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Titanic dooob rhaa tha.
1 adme ny santa se poocha
Dharti kitny dooor hay.
Santa 3kms.
admi ne samandur me jump laga k pucha kis tarf.
Santa: NEECHE.........
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Santa went 2 see a girl 4 wedding.
Their families decided 2 leave them fr some talk.
After sum time santa asks: "pehn ji, tussi kinne pehn paraa ho?"
Girl: "Vaisay tay 4 si, par hun 5 ho gaye aan."
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Santa goes 2 buy a underwear. On choosing 1 he asks: How much 4 this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Ary bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear ni chahiye.
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Santa found ans of da most difficult qustn
Question was
What comes 1st the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehly do gy, vo aye ga!
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Banta's Son: I dreamed last nite dat u gave me 1000rs 4 Baysaaki.
Banta : Well, as u have been a good boy lately, you may keep it along wid u.
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