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Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls you arr married now.
Sardar: U mean if I am on diet" I can?t look at the menu also?
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Sardar Ji as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Ft Height
Hero: I don't know Swimming.
Sardar Ji: Oye don't Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty
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Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.
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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty ha
to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty ha.
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy
9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif, Be,,Main ata ha.
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Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di
Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi
Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di
Police Ne Use Pagal Samajh K Chor Dia..
Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O
Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai.
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After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery iz 0K".
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Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?
Sardar:
I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
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Sardar Ne Bus Mai Ek Larki Ko Chher Diya.
Larki: Tumhare Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahi Hain Kya.
Sardar: Kya Pata, Mein To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hun.
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Teacher:Covert into Hindi
"I SAW A FILM"
Sardar: "Teacher ne 'A' film dekhi"
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Sardar Building Sa Gira
Doctor Said: He is Dead
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up n Said
Main Zinda Hoon
Sardars Wife
Tu Pya Reh Tenu Doctor Naloo Bohta Pata Aae.
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One Sardar callz Air India and ask "How long does it take 2 fly 2 Amritsar?
Just a min, says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.
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Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr Soo gaya.
Aik Admi Ny Kaha Kia Kr Raho Ho?
Train Aayegi Tou Mr Jao Gay!
Sardar Ji: Kal Mayre Opper Say Jahaaz Guzar Gayaa Tou Kuch Nahee Hua,
Rail Kia Cheez Hay?
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Two Sardars went in to a bar & after ordering 2 drinks
took sum sandwiches out of their pocketz & started 2 eat them.
You cant eat ur own sandwiches in here, complained the bar manager.
So da 2 Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
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Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"
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Master to Sardar: Qaatil kisy kehty hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahee.
Master: Agr tum apnay baap ko qatal kardo tou Tum kiya kehlaao gay?
Sardar: "Yateeem".
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interviewee:
wat z ur date of birth?
sardar:
Nov 28.
interviewer:
which year?
sardar:
abey ullu everyyear.
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FIA: Y criminals leave their fingerprintz after doing their work?
Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if they were literate,
they wud leave their signature 4 u..
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A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithy hy?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi ly gay.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha
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2 Khusray Shadi ke Mubarak baad deny gye,
Ek bola main to 1100 loun g,
Doosra bola main to 1200 loun g,
Peche se Sardar bola 2300 ly lo us main FM b hai.
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