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Sardar Sms

Sarther: Beta 2 bistar kyun lagaye?

Son: Ghar pay 2 guest ane han.
Sarther: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sarther: Phr 1 or laga , mera sala bi a rha hai.




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Sarther ka Padrosi Mar Gya:
Wo Usky Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gay.

Sarther: Lo Batao,




Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :




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Sardar apni shadi pay udas tha kisi ny poocha kya bat hai?
Sardar: Mere susral nay Barat pay thoray logn ka kaha hai.
Pata nai Abba mjhy le jata hai ya nahi.




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Sarther Friend Say
Aaj Raat Main Nahi Soun Ga.
Frnd: Kyn?
Sarther: Khwaab Mein Pathan Sy Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Frnd: To Kya Hua??
Sarther: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga.




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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house ....
still he was in jail .... .... .y?
Because all the 6 were fire brigade staff !




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Sardar: Will you marry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will you marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with your sister.




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interviewee;what is your date of birth?sardar;nov 28.
interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu every year.




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Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls you are married now.
Sadar: you mean if I am on diet" I can't look at the menu also?




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Sardar Ji as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool form 100 Ft Height
Hero: I don't know Swimming.
Sardar Ji: Oye don't Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty




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2 Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine to.




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Aik Sardar ne aik bachay say pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai
tu bachay nay kaha k mjy 9 tk aty hai.
Sardar ne bachay se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy
9 A,b,c main naie aata. yeh to Alif, Be,,Main ata ha.




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Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Nau Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di
Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi
Us Nay Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di
Police Nzy Use Pagal Samjh K Chor Dia..
Wife:wah Sarther Jee Tusi Tzy Great O
Sarther: O Ae Tay Kuch Vi Nai Hale Tay Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai.




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After finishing MBBS.
sardar starts his practise!
He checked his 1ST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
and
Ears
By TORCH!
and
Finally he said
"Battery is 0K".




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Sardar:
Aj BV nay bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?

Sardar: I was kissing Katrina
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrina Kaif
Sardar:
Nahi yar meri nokrani Katrina.




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Sardar Nay Bus Mai Aik Larki Ko Chher Diya.
Larki: Tumharay Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahi Hai Kya.
Sardar: Kya Pata, Mein To Subah Say Ghar Say Bahar Hun.




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Teacher:Covert into Hindi
"I SAW A FILM"
Sardar: "Teacher ne 'A' film daikhi"




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Sardar Building Say Gira
Doctor Said: He is Dead
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up and Said
Main Zinda Hoon
Sardas Wife
Tu Pyea Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aay.




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Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Par So gya.
Aik Admi Nay Kaha Kia Kar Rahay Ho?
Train Aayegi Tou Mar Jao Gay!
Sardar Ji: Kal Mayre Opper Say Jahaaz Guzar Gayaa Tu Kuch Nahi Hua,
Rail Kia Cheez Hai?




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to Sardars went in to a bar and after ordering two drinks
took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
You cant eat your own sandwiches in here, complained the bar manager.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.




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Aik Sardar Apny Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say daikh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni dair Say Kia Dekh Rahy Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry date daikh raha hoon......




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Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao tu bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"




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Master to Sardar: Qaatil kisy kahty hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahi.
Master: Agr tm apny baap ko qatal kardo tu Tm kiya kehlao gy?
Sardar: "Yateeem".




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A Sardar went to hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Sardar:Murgi di taang kithy hay?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi lay gaya.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha




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