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Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.


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Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.


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Santa joined job. First day he worked til late evng on the PC.
Boss was happy and asked what you did til evng.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were nt in order, so I made them alright

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Santa: Basanti suit bara sona paya hy.
Basanti: Thnk u Gee
Santa: Lipstick bari soni laye ay.
Basanti: Thnk u Gee.
Santa: Sahingaaar ev sona ketaa ay.
Basanti: Thnk u Ge
Santa: Par soni phair ve nahi lagdi...


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Santa found ans of tha most difficult qustn
Question was
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle do gy, vo aye ga!

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