Santa Banta Sms Text Messages
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saaly master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha ha.
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Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I hav a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa
whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?
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Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He iz at medical school.
Santa singh : what iz he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him.
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Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene ha.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega iss layi tere vi gin laye ne.
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Jewellery shop mein Santa ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai. Y ?
Sanata ne sales-girl sey kaha: Aapki ek ek item gazab ki ha
Soney ka kya rate lengi.
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Santa 2 his servant: Go and water da plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella n go.
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Titanic say sath Santa b doobh raha tha r hans b raha tha
Banta: Oye tu hans kyun raha hay
Santa: Thanks GOD main nay return ticket nahi lia
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Santa: Yaar mein apnee girl friend nu gift dayna hy, kee dayvan?
Banta: Gold ring dy dy.
Santa: Koee vadee cheeze dus yaar.
Banta: Ty fayr MRF da tyre dy dy.
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Santa: Lite Kithon Aandee ay?
Banta: Mery Nankiyan Dy Gharon.
Snata: Kinwaain?
Bnata: Jado Lite Jaandi Hy Papa Kehndy ne ‘Saleyan ny fayr cut diti.
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Santa: Basanti suit bara sona paya hy.
Basanti: Thnk u Gee
Santa: Lipstick bari soni laye ay.
Basanti: Thnk u Gee.
Santa: Sahingaaar ev sona ketaa ay.
Basanti: Thnk u Ge
Santa: Par soni phair ve nahi lagdi...
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Santa 2 Pappu: Where's ravi Lake?
Pappu: Pataa nahee.
Santa: Kabhe ghar sy bhee nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar mein bhee rha kro.
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Santa found ans of tha most difficult qustn
Question was
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle do gy, vo aye ga!
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Santa: Wats difference between man n Superman?
Banta: Man wears underwear under da trouser n superman wears it over da trouser.
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Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
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Banta or Preeto main laraee ho gaee, Banta gher say chalaa gayaa.
Banta raat ko phone pay: Khaanay main kiya hei?
Preeto: Zehr.
Banta: Main dayr say aaon gaa, tum kha ker soo jana.
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