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Ek pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakan bar bar khol k band kar raha tha.
kisi ne pucha kya hua?
pathan: khocha dhakan mai likha hai
"try again"




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Light chali gai to Pathan ki B.V ne Pathan se bola: Pankha to chala do.
Pathan: Kar di na jahiloon wali baat.
Pankha chalega to Moom Batti nahi bujh jayegi?




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Pathan-
Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar kyon?
Pathan-
Sb ne 14 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja




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Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe
Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Sa Baten Kr rahe Ho?
Pathan:Maa Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Ha..




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Judge: Aaj tumhey phansi ki saza de jae ge.
Tumhari koi aakhri khuwahish?
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Khan: Judge sahab meri jaga aap latak jaein.




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1 pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata thaa
1 din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat ha?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..




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1 Daryaa k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach se darya main Dahi daal rahy thay.
1 Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.
Pathan: Ha ha ha ha.. O Pagal ka bacha loog isi liye tum par lateefay banataa hai.
Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?




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Molaana sahab jummay k khutbay mai:
Aaj kal Cable pe Channel bohat kharaab aa rahy hain.
Pathan: Nahi hamary ghar to saaf arahy hain.
Aap apni wire check karwain :




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Master J: "Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy"
Btao iss sentence main Noor kiya hy?
Pathan Student: Master j Noor Bayghairat hy.




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Ik din 1 pathan kee apny baap sy laraai ho gae.
Us ny baap kee photo qabrastan meyn ik tree pr lagaa dee or uss ky neechay likh diya
"coming soon" lolz




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A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend



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A pathan was playing "KAUN BANAYGA KAROR PATTI"
Amitabh asked apnay baap kaa naam btao.
Pathan replied:"Hum ko pagal samajhtaa hy kiya?"
Pehlay 4 optionz tou btao?




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A Pathan saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Pathan: B.Com final year"




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Aik pathan airport sy bahir aya tou samnay taxi wala kharaa tha pathan ny poocha
sadar jaye ga taxi walay ny kaha jaye ga tou Pathan bola tou jao idhar qiun khara hy




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Ek Pathan Airhostess sy: "Aap kw shakl mari Biwi sy bohat milti hy."
Airhostess ak zor say thappar marti hai.
Pathan:"Aadat bhe bohat milti hy."




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Ak pathan k gf ny poocha
jb hamari mangni ho g tb tum mujhe ring do gy?
Pathan: zaroor dey ga PTCL pr ya MOBILE pr?




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1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha,kay 1 admee aya or us kay kapray choree kr ky bhaag gya.
Pathan ny awaaz de ,O bhai kapre rakh lay magar naswaar tou dy ja,




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