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Insanity is my only means of relaxation

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No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

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Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw.

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A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

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HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy & good looking...so where you gonna hide ME?

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How do you occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!

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having 1 child makes you a parent having to makes you a referee.

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forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

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a child's greatest period of growth is the month after you have purchased new school uniform.

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regular naps prevent old age.. expecially if u take them while driving.

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A ring is round & has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend.

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Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

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I'm not tense, jst terribly, terribly alert.

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I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

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If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one.

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, & suffering.

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whats the difference between your wife & your job? After 10 years your job still sucks.

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Always remember you are unique just like every one else.

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