Naughty Text Messages
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Suna hai Yaad may hamari,
kisi ko loose motion lag gaye hain?
Chalo Hein to ye bhi aansu,
bass zara rasta bhatak gaye hain
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A girl phoned me the other day & said...Come on over, there's nobody home.I went over. Nobody was at home...
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When I was young I begged God for a bike,
but God does not work that way...
so I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!
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Never reject a girl in life becoz a good girl gives you Happiness
and bad girls gives you experience.
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Both are essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!
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Major Rohail kI chhatri me surakh tha
ek AAdmi ne pucha k yA surakh kyON hy?
Major bola oy barish ruk jaye ge tu pata kesY chaly ga
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wat happened to your mobile?
i was trying to call you but i got this message
welcome to the jungle network
the monkey you are trying to call is on tree please try later
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In a intrvew, Manager: How do's an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr.....
Manager shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhhhuurrrr dhhhuuup dhhuup dhup...
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Hr laal rang RED ni hota
Hr murda DEAD ni hota
Kaisy kahoon pr ya he sach hy
Hr koi aap ki tarah MAD ni hota
MAD bolay to
M-Mara
A-Attractive
D-Dost
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Last night I coudnt sleep. I wanted your warm against my skin. I wanted you on me.
I wanted to feel you alll over my body.. but I cudnt find yoU! Where did I put my PYJAMAZ?
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One day Santaaz Gfriend asks him,
Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santaaa: Yea sure, Give me your mobile Number
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Whats the difference between magnet and woman?
Magnet has a positive side
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Intelligent Man & Intelligent Woman = Romance
Stupid Man & Intelligent Woman = Affair
Intelligent Man & Stupid Woman = Pregnancy
Stupid Man & Stupid Woman = Marriage
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Baby: Uss aunty ka pait kiyon phola hey
PAPAA: I know tu sab jantaaa hey
Baby: I dont know
PAPA: In kay pait mein paani bhara hy
Baby: Papaa phir bacha tou doob jayee gaa
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Interviewer: Where where yo born?
Sardarji: Punjab,
interviewer: which part?
Sardarji : poori body was born in punjab...."
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Ap prayshan han?
thek sy neend nahi ati?
sotay huay jag jaty han?
Ab mazed preshani ke zrorat ni,
ab a gya
PAMPER
chain sy sona khoob barhna
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