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Teacher asks children, what do u wish to do in future?
Ram: I want to b a pilot.
Vinod: I want to be a doctor.
Deepa: I want to be a good mother.
Ravi: I want to help Deepa.
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Why do guys always have to say:
I'm going to court you now for u to be my girl.
Isn't it nicer to say:
Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court u forever!
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Girl To A Tattoo Artist
How Much Do U Charge 4 Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 4 Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.
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A man to Santa: Ur friend iz kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n
slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
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Jeeto: If I die what'll u do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time 2 much of happiness can also kill a man.
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After Big Success of,
MS Word,
MS Excel,
MS Power Point etc.
Microsoft Launched New software related 2 cricket
MS Dhoni :)
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Boy:Y did Gandhi GE have no hair on his head?
Teacher:Its sign of Intelligence.
Boy:Ohh! Now I AM understand Y girls have so Long Hair!
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Srdar ki suhag rat hy
Bivi bed pr bethi hy
aur srdar se kehti hy
duniya k sab say ganda kaam kardo
Srdar nay paint utari or
bed pr pouti kar di(-)
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1 larki Njoomi say, Mray liye sitara konsa hy?
Njoomi tumhary bachy kitny hy? Larki boli.11.
Njoomi,tumhary liye Sabz Sitara sahi rhay ga
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He came to me last nite
explored my whole body
licked it
sucked it
swallowed it
wen satisfied he left...
I waz hurt...
Itz MOSQUITOOOOOO
U Dirty Mind
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Which body Part...
of a man
has no bone
itz full of veins
lovez pumping
& responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i love the way U think...lolz
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The Shortest thing
It getz Longer
wen U hold it
& enters in
A hole
What iz it?
5 mins 6 mins think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
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Shadi k baad larkay k doston ny pocha
Kyse Rahe
Larka: Kabi khandaan main shaadi na krna
zara sa zor lagaya tu kehny lage
Omair bhaya! aram say :-)
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