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Jeeto: If I die what'll u do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time 2 much of happiness can also kill a man.
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After Big Success of,
MS Word,
MS Excel,
MS Power Point etc.
Microsoft Launched New software related 2 cricket
MS Dhoni :)
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Boy:Y did Gandhi GE have no hair on his head?
Teacher:Its sign of Intelligence.
Boy:Ohh! Now I AM understand Y girls have so Long Hair!
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Srdar ki suhag rat hy
Bivi bed pr bethi hy
aur srdar se kehti hy
duniya k sab say ganda kaam kardo
Srdar nay paint utari or
bed pr pouti kar di(-)
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1 larki Njoomi say, Mray liye sitara konsa hy?
Njoomi tumhary bachy kitny hy? Larki boli.11.
Njoomi,tumhary liye Sabz Sitara sahi rhay ga
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He came to me last nite
explored my whole body
licked it
sucked it
swallowed it
wen satisfied he left...
I waz hurt...
Itz MOSQUITOOOOOO
U Dirty Mind
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Kya zamana Aa gya hy
Pahly log shadi ky bad jo kaam karty thy wo an shadi say pahly kar rahy hain
Pata hay kia?
.
Ni?
.
.
KHUD KUSHI
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Which body Part...
of a man
has no bone
itz full of veins
lovez pumping
& responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i love the way U think...lolz
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Khat likh raha hoon khoon se
Siahi mat samajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna
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woo bhi kia din thay jab lagtey thay hasino k gallay
ye baat tub ki ha jab hum thay doo baras k..
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The Shortest thing
It getz Longer
wen U hold it
& enters in
A hole
What iz it?
5 mins 6 mins think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
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Who is Hot?
Its YOU
Who is Charming?
Its YOU
Who is Sweetu?
Its YOU
Who is Smart?
Its U
Who is Dashing?
Its YOU
Ziada khush hony ke zaroorat nahi, yh msg mujhy aya tha...
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Shadi k baad larkay k doston ny pocha
Kyse Rahe
Larka: Kabi khandaan main shaadi na krna
zara sa zor lagaya tu kehny lage
Omair bhaya! aram say :-)
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I really deeply wish dat U are here wid me in my room.
on my bed & lites is switched off n we get under the cover 2gether..
to show U my watch glow in the darkness.
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Ik Van mayn larkoon or larkiyon ki team bani antaksheeri khaylney kay liyee.
larkiyan: Hum tum ko haraa ker dikhaayen gay..
larkay: Hum haar gaye, chalooo ab dikhaao.
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Tension: when wife iz pregnant!
Terror: When girl friend iz preggnant!
Horror: When both are preggnant!
Tragedy: When yU are Nt responsible fr both!
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Skin meets Skin When is that happened
when da skin meets da skin,
hair meets & balls disappear..
dirtyyy mind itz when
yu BLINK YR EYEZ ....
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