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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"




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Be regular as clock. Be fresh as rose. Be soft as flower. Be strong as rock. & & & Be NICE as Me...
I know its difficult But Try it...



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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C:Come, O:On, L:Lets, L:Love, E:Each, G:Girl, E:Equally.
Thats why boys go to college regularly....



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CONGRATS,
Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces?



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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: yes but this depends on your husband, if he allows me...



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How to impress a woman: hug + kiss her, compliment + love her, protect + listen + support her.

How to impress a man: Show up naked with her!




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In which place do women's hair grows VERY THICK and VERY CURLY???

answer: AFRICA




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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
I was hurt,

Themn .... MOSQUto !!!!




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1 student ne MBA ka form bharty hue
Watchman sy pocha :
Janb ya college kaisa hai ?
Watchman :
bot hi acha hai mainy bhi yahan
say hi MBA kia hai.



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Civil engineer asked his town
Planner : What is the technical
defect in a female body?
ANS:
"Entertainment area is constructed
very near to sewerage system"..



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A new born baby asked the nurse do you have message package?
Nurse : Ya! I Have message package?
Baby : Send message to god thet i reached safely ask him to send my girl friend soon.



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Father went to school for getting report of his son.

Father: madam when will you give me report?

Teacher: After the Periods.



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I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hey what hapen?
i am ur colegate




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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!




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NEWS: PEPSI has withdrawn sponsorship of Pakistani Cricket Team
New sponsor is 'Always Ultra'
Because Pakistan team is going through its worst PERIODS!




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School mein bachay kay papa nay teacher sy kaha:
madam ji thori aap koshish karo, thori ham karty hain
bachcha to nikal hi jy ga.



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From the moment I saw you
I wanted to be inside you
I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels
the way you tighten and loosen NEW SHOES..




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Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?
Ram: I want to be a pilot.
Vinod: I want to be a doctor.
Deepa: I want to be a good mother.
Ravi: I want to help Deepa.




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Why do guys always have to say:
I'm going to court now for you to be my girl.
Isn't it nicer to say:
Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!




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Which body Part of a man has no bone
its full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible for
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i love the way you think...lolz




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