Marriage Sms - Getting Married Messages

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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.




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Glorious Thinking By A Young Girl:

“I Will Marry a Love Failure Boy
Because
He Only Knows The Value of Love
And
He Only Can Give Me Real Love”




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Larki: Main shaadi ke baad tumharay saray dukh baant lun gi.
Larka: Mujhay tou koi dukh nahi hai.

Larki: Main shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hun.




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New weddings Style
NIKAH:
Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single To Married?


Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!


Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Molvi: Congratulation ur prfile updated sucesfuly.
You are now Husband and Wife You May now upload your
wedding pictures and don't forgeT To Tag Me!;-)




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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))




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Stages Of Marriage..
.
.

>First Engagement Ring..

Then,

>Second Wedding Ring..

And Then,

>Third SuffeRING...xD




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What's Marriage?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Answer- MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of humans that destroys
all the six senses and makes the person NON Sense...xD :P




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'Arrange marriage means that we are walking a
and suddenly a snake bites..


but love marriage means 2 go 2 snake and say..

ly kat ly...
Nahi nai tu kat...'



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'Different Phases of a man :
after engagement: super man ,
after marriage: gentle man ,
after 10 years: watch ;
man , &
after 20 years: dober man ....'




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'After engagement

Girl :Now stop looking at other girls,
u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho wt do u mean,
if i m on diet,
tht doesnt mean tht
i cant look at MENU...:-D'




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'A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper:


For Sale:

Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.:-)'




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'A Married man had written on the Back of his Car.... . .

" Don't Disturb
.
.


.

.

Already Disturbed.'




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'Get Married.....
not for urself,

but


for the future of ur children,
they are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day ;-)
Think Logically.'




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If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)




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Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples


Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are on of them...)

Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
(Your Wife is one of them...)




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A successful marriage is based
On give & take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

&

Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!




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Every Boy wish...
I'm not a Prince
but My Life-Partner should be a Princess

Real Boy wish...
My Life-Partner may not be a Princess
but I Promise I'll treat her like a Princess.. !




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"I Will Marry a Love Failure Boy
Because
He Only Knows The Value of Love
And
He Only Can Give Me Real Love"




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True relatives always
Stand behind you during bad times.
Check your marriage Album.
All your relatives were standing behind you !! :)




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Cheers! on your wedding,
was a great friend to know and I am damn sure that
she is gonna keep you smiling, happy and cheerful all your life!
Happy married life to you twO




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Height Of "Bad Luck"
A Boy 'n Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up.
Girl's Father Caught them...
Now They Are Married Couple..!! :)




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Position of husband is like a split A.C.

No matter how loud he is outside,

but inside the house,

he is designed to remain

silent, cool & controlled by remote.





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Marriage is a
Workshop...
where
Husband works
&
Wife Shops...




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What a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
she doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her.




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Gusse Ka Aana "Mard" Hone K Nishani
Hai...
.
.
Magar...
.
.
.
Gusse Ko Pee Jana
"Husband" Hone Ki Nishani
Hai...!!




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Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..




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Aey Khuda Mere Wo Tamaam Gunha Maaf karma
.
.
Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Ruki Hui Hai

Note- Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hataa Kar Padhe..




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Two hands to hold onto forever,
Two arms to be embraced by eternally,
.
Two eyes to gaze into for always,
Two lips to kiss so passionately.
.
Two souls fused by commitment,
Two names written in the stars above,
.
Two lives intertwined by God,
Two hearts joined by the purest of love.




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Don't Marry the Person ,
you Want to Live With...

Marry the One ,
you Cannot Live Without...

But
Remembr
Whatever you Do,


you Will Regret It Later...




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'MARRIAGE''
Is Nature's Way
Of Preventing
''PEOPLE''
From Fighting With
''STRANGERS'' ..




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there are many brave men who are adventurous & are never afraid to fight..
Some join Pakistan army, others get married ...




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Wishing you a happy marriage & hoping that your
life together will be rich in joy & love.




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It's your Wedding Day
So perfect & fine

With all your friends round you
to have a good time.




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From this day forward
you shall not walk alone
My heart will be your shelter
& my arms will be your home.




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Man before Marriage is like Airtel
Aisi Azaadi Aor Kahaan

After Marriage He's Like Hutch
Whereever you Go Our Network Follows.




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There is a way of transferring funds
That is even faster than net banking.
It is called marriage.




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A sardar owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married men would be employed.
Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule ?

Sardar replied:
because married men are more obedient than unmarried.




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Love is a dream shared by two.
Marriage is the joy of the dream comes true.
May married life fulfill your dreams. Congratulations.




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Every good wish on your marriage day.
Wishing you a world of happiness &
Love as all your dreams come true.




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My blessing, congratulations and good wishes.
I wish you the best of everything for all the years ahead.




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