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Do u want to go to USA
Here’s a chance for u
Mr Obama iz waiting for u
To be in white house
Get ready
Because
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He’s in search of a dog
For his daughter!
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Jb TuM Iss Duniya Say Jaoge
Aur Dur Kahin Ek Naya JanaM Paoge,
Is Baar Jo Hua So Hua,
Agli Baar 1 LaMbi Poonch
Aur 4 Tangain Paoge
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cientists all over da world r wondering
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur right age.
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Have you seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No?
Quickly see your driving license.
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Kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye, buray waqt may muskurana chahiye...
Jab satvay din may khujli ho to athvay din naha lena chahiye..
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Tumhara bap k naam kya hy?
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Nechay naam dhund rahy ho?
Tumhay tumharay baap k naam nahi pta bay-sharam
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Tu chand mangy main chand dy don,
Tu raat mange me raat dy don,
Tu dil mange me dil dy don,
Tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ke b limit hoti hy..
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Khuda ny Jb Tujy Banaya Ho ga
Confusion Ka moment Aya Ho ga
Kbi monkey to kabhi donkey bnana chaha ho ga
End main dono ka mix pasand aya ho ga
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Have u seen a donkey wrapped in plastic?
Nooooooo?
HURRY see ur Identity Card.
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Yr network tariff has changed!
Call charges r now calculated according 2 brain size.
Da smaller da cheaper!
Congradz yu can make free calls! lolz
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Agr Anupam Kheer Don hota to dialouge kyaa hota?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intizaar tou 11 shehron ke naayee kar rahy hain,
par mayry sir pr baal aanaa mushkil hee naee naa mumkin hy...
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Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
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2 devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said we want 2 disturb sum nice personz.
I suggest them yr name.
They said we can't disturb our bossss.
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
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Dil sy bolon ek baat mein sachiii.!
Hum Tum ek raftaar kay panchiii.!
Dostee yh hamaree ho gee na kabhee kuchiii.!
Tayri photo sy to mayri negative hee Achiii.
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U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
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If yu dun hve a frnd
dun hav nice job
dun lik 2 join party n dance
jus hav boring life
den
dun wory jus log on
www.Meray Rabbaaa chook lay.org
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1 day a donkey luked in2 the mirror and said,
"Oh my ugly face, big nose" & killed himself.
Promise me yu will not look in2 the mirror,
Bcuz I dont wanna loose yu!
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Yr network tariff has changed!
Call charges r now calculated according to yr brain size.
Da smaller Da cheaper!
Congrads Yu can make free calls to people!
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Press dwn if yu fink yu r MAD,
I can't believe yu did dat!
Again?
Fr God's Sake!
y yu still doing it?
Truth iz out now!
MENTAL CASE P
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Tum saa koi zameen per hua to rub say shikaayat ho gee,
Tum saa koi zameen per hua to rub say shikaayat ho gee,
Ik tou jhayl liyaa dusraa aaya to kayaamat ho gee.
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Check this SMS Taste
Did yu feel da taste of ginger in it?
No
R yu Sure?
Well i must say .....
BANDAR KIYA JAANay ADRAK KAA SAWAAD!!
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