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There is a good news for you.
you are going to usa soon.
Some scientist will take you there.
cuz they want to test that how can you live without your brain.



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you are Ultimate
you are Lovely
you are Likable
you are Unique
In short ...... you are ULLU !!!



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Light can replace Dark,
Success can replace Failure,
Smile can replace Pain,
But nothing can replace YOU,
WHY? . . cuz Defective piece
No replacement....



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Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend.
girl:What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: you wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST...




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21st Century is truly: LIFELESS
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS...




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I saw you on ROAD today. you were luking SO fine,
your face SO divine, your walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!




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Sometimes, my mind asks.
why I miss you? why I care for you?
why I remember you? why I text you?
then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe.
Now, you are smiling! =)




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I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you ....
I love you the most.
I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA G said People should LOVE animals.




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today, i had a dream that you were with me.
I kissed you, you kissed me! I hugged you, you hugged me
. I loved you, you loved me. to bad it was all just a dream.




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Scientific Question for you..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
towards the EMPTY SPACE.




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Have you can a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.




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Press Down if u think you are MAD.
I can't Believe you Did that!
Again?
for God Sake! LORD!!
why you still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!




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From Moon to Sun, From Jan to Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed.
for me, you have always been a headache




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If someone ask me What is Meant by life
I would Sit Next to My Friends
Pull them Close together
Put My Arms around them & Say Proudly
"these IDIOTS are My Life" so proud to be idiots..




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do you want to go to USA
Here's a chance for you
Mr Obama is waiting for you
to be in white house
Get ready
Because
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.
.
.
He's in search of a dog for his daughter!




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Scientists all over the world are wondering
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them your right age.




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Kabhi hosla bhi azmany chahiye, buray waqt my muskurana chahiye...
Jab satvay din may khujli ho to athveen din naha lena chahiye..




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Yar network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
the smaller the cheaper!
congrats you can make free calls! lolz




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Agr Anupam Kheer Don hota to dialouge kyaa hota?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intizaar to 11 shehron ke naayee kar rahy hain,
par meeray sir pr baal aanaa mushkil hee naee naa mumkin hy...




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two devils came in to my dreams.
they said we want to disturb some nice persons.
I suggest them your name.
they said we can't disturb our boss.




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