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Q:My wife is going through menopause.
What can I do?
A:Keep busy.If your handy wit tools,you can
finish the basement or shed;
when your done you will hav a place to live.




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Each indian women is
"ranii laxmee bai"
Be for marriage "ranii"
After few yrs of marriage laxmee
And after kids born she is just "bai"




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Q: How does a man keep hiz wife?
A: By giving her money, clothes & diamonds




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Lady 2 advocate: Mujy myry pati sy talaaq chaheye.
Advocate: Mgr woh to kabaddi ka champion hy.
Lady: Yhi tou problem hy.
Kameena sirf haath lagaa ky bhaag jaata hy




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A old woman calling her Husband, Sunil, Nehaal, Ajay,Yash, Anil ,
1 larki bolee aunty ap ab be apnay husband se itna pyaar karti hain
jo unhay itnay pyaray naamon se bula ri hain.
Old womanman! Ni darasal kambakat ka naam yaad ni is leye atne naam try kar rahee hon.




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1980 Gals: Maa main jeans pehanogi Maa: nahi beti log kya kahenge? .. 2006 Gals: Maa main mini skirt pehanogi woman: Pehan le beti kuch toh pehan le!!!



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Q: Y do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKZ & not their MINDS??
A: Bcoz they knw dat men r STUPID, but not BLIND.




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Can I hav yr lovely picture? ......... Its nice to have natural adversity



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Aik aurat kee aankh soojee hui thee
Parosan ny poocha tou bataya shohar ny maara hay.
Parosan: Pr wo tou shehar se bahar gaya hua thaa
Aurat: Main bhe yehi samjhi thee.




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Lady:
Mujhy meray patti sey talaak chaheyee.
Wakil:
Mager wo tou kabbadee champion hei.
Lady:
Yh he to prob hei.

Zaalim sirff haath lagaa ker bhaag jaata hei..




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Ik aurat kee aankh sooje huee thi Uski friend nay poocha to bataya shohar ney mara hai. Uski friend: Par wo to shahar se bahar gy huwey they! Aurat: Main bhi yehi samjhi thi.



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Q. Y iz da book 'Women Who Love 2 Much'
a disappointment for many men?
A. Because No phone numbers are available in that.




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