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Son to his Father: My girlfriend has left me & she sent me "private pictures" with herself and her new boyfriend.... what should I do
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Father: sent them all to her father

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Boy:Suit acha pehna he Girl:Thnx Boy:lipstik boht achi lagai he Girl:Thnx Boy:make up bhi boht acha kiya he Girl:Thnxbhaiya" Boy: phir b achi nahi lag rahi.

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Boy: Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai
Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hai Tou Kya Kaho Gi?
Girl: Mai Tim Se Kahungi
Ye Bat Agar Tum Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte,
Zara Mobile Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota.
Boy Asked Girl:

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Why Do U Love A Rose,
Which Dies In A Day..
But Don�t Love Me,
Who Dies 4 U Everyday??
Girl Replied:
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Oye Hoye�
English!!

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If any beautiful girl calls you DOG, then you don�t be upset because full form of DOG is..? D=Demand O=OF GIRL=GIRL So next time don�t upset..!

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A nice pick-up line:
Boy: Hey girl! Is ur name Google.?
Girl: No-But why..?
Boy: because youu have all the things I'm searching for ....

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Why boys are so careless & irresponsible??
because they know that somewhere a sweet & innocent girl
is learning to be responsible for them.

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Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best
Girl: All the best to you too
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed

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Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

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there are 3 types of Men:

1- Europians
they have wife & 1 girlfriend
But they love their girlfriend
the most.

2- Americans
they have 1 wife & 1 girlfriend
But theylove their wife
the most.

3- Pakiztanis
they have 1 wife & 4 girlfriend
But they love their Secretary
the most..

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Boys ki zindagi k 2 asool hain...
Pehla:
Wo kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nahi
karwaty....

Aur
Doosra:
Wo kisi larki ko ajnabi nahin
smajhtay....!

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Q: Why do Girls live Longer then Boys?
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Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,
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But Paying da Bill does.

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Boyfriend, Do u think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It's sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?

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Boy: Boys are intelligent then girls!
Girl: Any proof ?
Boy: you always say intelliGENTS
but you never say intelliLADIES!
Great people Great thoughts.

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Boy:Main tmhy apna bana k chorga.
Girl: realy?
Boy: yes.
After marriage boy left her
with in week
Grl: why you did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tumhy apna bna k choro ga.

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1st boy: you have got 15 girl friends, how do you recognize them? 2nd boy: oh i remember them by the parts i like the best.

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Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her
&
girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,
until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come into the play & break the legs of the boy.

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Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.
Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?
Girl(furiously):Yes! & once u sit on it, my seat would also b empty..

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Larkee apny bf sy
Mayra Jaanu
Mayra ladlaa
mayra guglaa
Tm mujhsy shadi karogy?
Bolo kichu pichu!
Bf: Tum mujhay propose karna chah rahi ho
ya adopt karna hai?

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Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye kaun see date rakhain??
Boy: 22nd decembr
Girl: Koi khaas wajah?
Boy: han, Saal ki sb say lambi raat isi date ko hoti hai..

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Boys have fun by teasing girls,
then girls cry for few mins.

Girls have fun by loving boys
then boys cry for life time
Funny but its a fact

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Boy: BUS or LARKEE
1 jaisy hote hain,
1 jati hai to dusri aa jati hy.
Girl: RAKSHAY or LARKAY
1 jaizay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 5 chalay atay han

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Usually boys believe in what they see and girls believe in what they hear, that is why .... boys lie and girls wear make up ..

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Most common chat on facebook: Boy: hey (after few second boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi) Girl: hey hi (aa gaya kamina) Boy: hows u? (chudail ko kya hoga bhala) Girl: m fine (puch to aise raha hai jese hospital me admit hu) Boy: bf hai? (kamini sb ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa ke rakha hoga) Girl: kyu btau? (kamina shuru ho gaya line marna)..

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1 larke ne achanak 1 larki ko dekh kar bola : Lafz tere geet mere, Gazal koi sunao kya ... Larki Replied : Haat mere gaal tere, Kan ke niche bajaoo kya....

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Girl: Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes. BOY: Sorry Main Namaz pharny ja raha hun.. Girl: Hahahaaa, Bas isi tarah k 2, 3 or send kar do.... Girl: How much do u love me? Boy: Look up at the sky. Girl: Don't change the subject! Boy: Just do it! Girl: Alright! What am I looking at? Boy: Count how many stars there are. Girl: Impossible. Boy: So is explaining how much I love you ...

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Girl: Touch your Heart, You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat. Boy: Touch your Head, You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin Tin Tin

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