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Bf!kya kr rahi ho?
Gf!Mera sultan dekh rahi ho,
Bf!mera sultan kab dekho gi.




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Boys R Very Kind Than Girls
Proof :
Most Of The Girls Donít Like
To Help Unknown Boys.
But
All Boys R Always There
To Help Any Unknown Girl..;)
(Boys r best than girls)




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A boy said:
i love u to a girl
But girl replied
s0ry i love sum 1 else
The b0y in sad m00d l0oked at the girl and said
Bataon teri ammi ko ?




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Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No DEAR not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don't worry darling "I am already MARRIED"




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Why do girls look beautiful?
iZ it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
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Boys have gUd IMAGINATION




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Boy: I kiss u without touching U
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Girl: U cant
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Boy:Laggi shart 20,20 ki?
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Girlface-surprise AND rEppLieD ok
.
Boy kissed her
.
Girl: U touched ME
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Boy: khapp na paa ay lay 20 rupay.




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If you have not a girlfriend
you are missing something in your life.
But
If you have girlfriend
You are missing everything in your LIFE




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A gOOd lecture should B like a Girl's mini skirt...

Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create INTREST.




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Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
"O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch ME..."
Tabhi ek ladka utha OR ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..





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Lines by School boy...

Love iZ when i walk to other SIDE of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

AND then realize that,
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Im holding a PEN..!! :-)




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Today's Relationships:

You can touch EACH other,
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BUT
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not each others phones..!!




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Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?
1. I Love u.
2. Aapki kasam.
3. U r my 1st love.
4. Balance nahi hai.
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.
6. Parents sath mein hai.
7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.




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"Attitude of Girls"

WHen a boy sends dirty sms SHE laughs 4R 10 minutes,
forward THAT to her friends n

then replies the boy.

"I dont like that kind of sms ok?




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Best Message Ever . . .

A Man Becomes Valuable
When
A Girl Drops A Tear For
HIM

N

A Girl Is Priceless
When
A Boy Drops A Tear For
HER . . .




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In School Boys Shy To Sit With A Girl
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In College Boys Die To Sit With A Girl




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Girl To customer care:-Mujhe 1 msg 40 logo ko bhejna h to kese bheju?
Customer Care:- Msg kya hai ?
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Girl:-Hi janu, i hav no balance, plz 100 ka rechge krva do..




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Larki T-shirt pe billi ki picture ko larka ghurne laga
Girl: kabhi billi nahi dekhi?
boy: billi to dekhi hai par doodh ki rakhwali karte PEHLI bar dekhi hai..!




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A Good Girl Gives You
Happiness AND
Bad Girl Gives You
Experience
Both Are Essential In Life
So Enjoy Every
Girlfriend!




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A nice pick-up line:
Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google?
Girl: No But why..?
Boy: because you have all the things I'm searching For ....




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There are 3 types of Men:
1- Europeans
They have wife & 1 girlfriend
But they love their girlfriend
the most.
2- Americans
They have 1 wife & 1 girlfriend
But they love their wife
the most.
3- Pakistanis
They have 1 wife & 4 girlfriend
But they love their Secretary
the most...




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Women are like internet virus 1st they enter your life
scan yours pockets transfer money edit your mind download
their problems delete your smile and hang your life




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Son to his Father: My girlfriend has left me & she sent me "private pictures" with herself and her new boyfriend.... what should I do
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Father: sent them all to her father




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Boy:Suit acha pehna he Girl:
Thnx Boy:lipstik boht achi lagai he Girl:Thnx Boy:
make up bhi boht acha kiya he Girl:Thnxbhaiya" Boy:
phir b achi nahi lag rahi.




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If any beautiful girl calls you DOG,
then you don't be upset because full form of DOG is..?
D=Demand
O=OF
GIRL=GIRL
So next time don't upset..!




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A nice pick-up line:
Boy: Hey girl! Is ur name Google.?
Girl: No-But why..?
Boy: because youu have all the things I'm searching for ....




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Why boys are so careless & irresponsible??
because they know that somewhere a sweet & innocent girl
is learning to be responsible for them.




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Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best
Girl: All the best to you too
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed

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Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.




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there are 3 types of Men:

1- Europians
they have wife & 1 girlfriend
But they love their girlfriend
the most.

2- Americans
they have 1 wife & 1 girlfriend
But theylove their wife
the most.

3- Pakiztanis
they have 1 wife & 4 girlfriend
But they love their Secretary
the most..




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Boys ki zindagi k 2 asool hain...
Pehla:
Wo kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nahi
karwaty....

Aur
Doosra:
Wo kisi larki ko ajnabi nahin
smajhtay....!




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Q: Why do Girls live Longer then Boys?
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Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,
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But Paying da Bill does.




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Boyfriend, Do u think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It's sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?




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Boy: Boys are intelligent then girls!
Girl: Any proof ?
Boy: you always say intelliGENTS
but you never say intelliLADIES!
Great people Great thoughts.




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Boy:Main tmhy apna bana k chorga.
Girl: realy?
Boy: yes.
After marriage boy left her
with in week
Grl: why you did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tumhy apna bna k choro ga.




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1st boy: you have got 15 girl friends, how do you recognize them? 2nd boy: oh i remember them by the parts i like the best.



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Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her
&
girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,
until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come into the play & break the legs of the boy.




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Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.
Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?
Girl(furiously):Yes! & once u sit on it, my seat would also b empty..




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Boys have fun by teasing girls,
then girls cry for few mins.

Girls have fun by loving boys
then boys cry for life time
Funny but its a fact




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Boy: BUS or LARKEE
1 jaisy hote hain,
1 jati hai to dusri aa jati hy.
Girl: RAKSHAY or LARKAY
1 jaizay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 5 chalay atay han




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Usually boys believe in what they see and
girls believe in what they hear,
that is why ....
boys lie and girls wear make up ..




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Most common chat on facebook:

Boy: hey
(after few second boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi)
Girl: hey hi
(aa gaya kamina)
Boy: hows u?
(chudail ko kya hoga bhala)
Girl: m fine
(puch to aise raha hai jese hospital me admit hu)
Boy: bf hai?
(kamini sb ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa ke rakha hoga)
Girl: kyu btau?
(kamina shuru ho gaya line marna)..




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1 larke ne achanak 1 larki ko dekh kar bola :
Lafz tere geet mere, Gazal koi sunao kya ...
Larki Replied : Haat mere gaal tere, Kan ke niche bajaoo kya....




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Girl: Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes.
BOY: Sorry Main Namaz pharny ja raha hun..
Girl: Hahahaaa, Bas isi tarah k 2, 3 or send kar do....

Girl: How much do u love me?
Boy: Look up at the sky.

Girl: Don't change the subject!
Boy: Just do it!

Girl: Alright! What am I looking at?
Boy: Count how many stars there are.

Girl: Impossible.
Boy: So is explaining how much I love you ...




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Girl: Touch your Heart, You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.
Boy: Touch your Head, You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin Tin Tin




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Boy to a careless girl: I Love you!
Girl: Ha Ha
Boy: I will die for you!!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u
Girl: Awww... Really!! Promise????
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Boy: HaHaHahahahahahhahahahahahahaha




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Break up song. After break up:
Boy To Girl: Kahan Chal Di Kaha Chal Di Pyar Ki Pungi Baja K?
Girl to Boy: Sab Chod Chad K Apne Salim Ki Gali Anarkali Disco Chali.




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Every girl deserves a guy
Who makes her forget her heart was ever broken
And every guy deserves a girl who appreciates his efforts.




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