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How does lazy people like you take bath during winter
They stand infront of a mirror
Throw water on the mirror
And say....Ohh marr gya itnna thanda paani
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America se aik sardar ne apni maan ki
dead body India bheji, jis ke sath aik
letter tha k amma ki dead body ap ko mil
gai hogi. Amma ne kapron k neeche jo shirts
pehn rkhi hein wo bhaiyon k liy, jo 5 socks
k jode pehn rkhe hein wo sab k liy, amma k
sarhane k neeche chocolates chote k liy, amma
k balon mein poniyan chotii k liy,
aur agar kisi aur cheez ki zarurt ho to jaldi
bata dena kion ke abba ki bhi halat khrab ha.
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Why do couples hold hands durring their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins!
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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
And
Those inside are desperate 2 come out..
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Husband:
Kal mere khawab m ek larki ayi thi.
Wah kia larki thi,
Wife:
Akeli ayi hogi?
Husband:
Tum ko kese pata?
Wife:
Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha?
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Bomb blast k baad Aadmi chilla raha tha O khudaya! Mera hath urh gaya
Pathan: hosla karo mat ro,
daikho us Aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai,woh Bhi to chup ha.
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1 Murghi Super Market gai Aur kaha: 1 Anda dena.
Salesman: Tum anday ka kya karogi?
Murghi: Mere Murghay ne kaha ha Darling! five Rupay k Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat karo.
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You - cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar
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Doctor: You look exactly like my third wife.
Girl: How many wives do u have?
Doctor : Two
Smart people always have smart ideas
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In the hall of examnation.
Supervisor : Why yoU wrote the formula on your hand.
Student : Bcoz my professor advice me that the formulas must be on your finger tips.
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Out of four people 1 is chinese. If your father, your mother & your brother are not Chinese, then it must be U.
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Eik Baar Terrorist na Burhia Ky Pas Bomb Rakh Diyaaa.
Log Chillaye
Budhiya Bomb,
Budhiya Bomb
Woh Sharmae aur Boli
Wou To Main Jawane Main Thee
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My feelingz for you are like the sea. " Wild & romantic ? "
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"Noooo, they make me sick."
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
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Wives are like Incoming Calls
Lovers are like Outgoing Calls
Aunties are like Toll free Calls
Call girls are like Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls are like Missed Calls
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In case of fire you hav to read this mesg
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Stupid I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE!!
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College Dean to Students:
U People Must Sleep At least 8 Hours a Day.
Studentz:
Impossible Dean!
College Is Only For five Hourz!
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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go
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Excess of everything is bad and excessive use of alcohol can you lead to a pregnancy
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A boy goes to seeee a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did yu seeee any thing dere dat U were nt supposed to see?
Boy: yea, I saw dad dere!
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ulfat ke darap pe furakat ka yoon sharmana ulfat ke darap pe furkat ka yu sharmana upar vali lines samajh me aa jaye to mujhe jarur batana
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thirty percent of the people is now drinking coffee, fourty percent is studying, twenty nine percent is watching movie and one duffer is now holding his mobile in his hand.
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Be nice to the people who smoke cigarette, any cigrate might be their last cigarette.
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A Beautiful Girl Goes to Skin Doctor & Said: Mujy Nhanay Sy Phly Kia Lgana Chahiy..?
Doc: Bathroom Ke Kundi.
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Aj Ke taza khabar:
Ik bath room main,
Ik boy na,
Ik girl ky jism ko,
Hr jagah sy touch kia,
Pta hay wo boy kon tha ?
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....LIFE'BOY...
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Hitler says,
There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na
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Wife:Wat is 15 years with me?
Husband:A sec.
Wife:What is $10000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a sec
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