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You - cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar
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Doctor: You look exactly like my 3rd wife.
Girl: How many wives do u have?
Doctor : Two
Smart people always have smart ideas
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In da hall of examnation.
Supervisor : Why U wrote da formula on yr hand.
Student : Bcoz my professor advice me dat da formulas must b on yr finger tips.
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Out of 4 people 1 iz chinese. If yr father, yr mother & yr brother r nt Chinese, then it must b U.
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Eik Baar Terrorist ny Burhia Ky Passs Bomb Rkh Diyaaa.
Log Chillayeeee
Budhiyaaa Bomb,
Budhiyaaa Bomb
Woh Sharmaeee aur Boli
Wou To Main Jawaanee Main Thee
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My feelingz 4 u r lik da sea. " Wild & romantic ? "
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"Noooo, they make meeee sick."
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
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Wivez r like Incoming Callz
Loverz r like Outgoing Callz
Auntiez r like Toll free Callz
Call girlz r like Roaming Callz
Neighbour Girlz r like Missed Callz
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In case of fire you hav 2 read this msg
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Stupid I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE!!
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College Dean 2 Students:
U Pple Must Sleep At least 8 Hrz a Day.
Studentz:
Impossible Dean!
College Iz Only For 5 Hourz!
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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go
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Excess of everything is bad and excessive use of alcohol can you lead to a pregnancy
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A boy goez 2 seeee a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did yu seeee any thing dere dat U were nt supposed 2 see?
Boy: yea, I saw dad dere!
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ulfat ke darap pe furakat ka yu sharmana ulfat ke darap pe furkat ka yu sharmana upar vali lines samajh me aa jaye to mujhe jarur batana
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30 percent of the people is now drinking coffee, 40 percent is studying, 29 percent is watching movie and one duffer is now holding his mobile in his hand.
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Be nice to the people who smoke cigarette, any cig might b their last cigarette.
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A Beautiful Grl Goes 2 Skin Doctor & Said: Mujy Nhanay Sy Phly Kia Lgana Chahiy..?
Doc: Bathroom Ke Kundi.
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Aj Ke taza khabar:
Ik bath room main,
Ik boy ny,
Ik girl ky jism ko,
Hr gagah sy touch kia,
Pta hay wo boy kon tha ?
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....LIFE BOY...
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Dose beautiful eyez, dat incredible body, such aaa brain, aaaa sexy mouth, nice smyle .... bt dat iz enough abt meeee, telll meeee how r yu?
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Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
"Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
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2 devilz came in to my dream.
They said,
"We want to disturb sum gud person."
I suggest yr name to them.
They said,
We cannot disturb our bosssssssssss lolz.
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Wife:Wat is 15 yrs wid meee?
Husband:A sec.
Wife:Wat is $10000 fr meee?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok giv meee a coin.
Husband:Wait a sec
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Thought ov da day:
if u help a gul wen she iz in a prob,
she will alwayz remember u
only wen she iz in a prob again..!!"
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Sardaar dooodh waalaay say; kal kiyun nahee ayee they?
Dooodh waalaa; Ap ki bhabhee beemaar thee.
Sardaar; OOh YAR BHAYNS KAA DOOODH HI LAY AATA!!!
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Duneeeya kaaa sub say chotaaaa aur behtareen lateefa...
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1 PATHAAN WOH BHI SCIENCE DAAN!!!
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