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Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

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Wht he wants, I do not want ... What I want, he doesn't want ... What we both want, is not allowed!

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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

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God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

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This sms can only b read by SEXY ones:

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try again

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again
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Better Luck Next Time

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer when the glass is empty i take the next one!

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Wht iz confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a grl
9 boyz came wth Roses,
1 boy came with
"MOLVI"

This iz confidence...! 


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Sorry yah mesage galti se ap ko send ho gya hai, nichy mt parhna nichy galat malat likha hua hay. . . . . GALAT MALAT 

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