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Can we do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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Some times small thingz in life hurt a lot
If u dont agree wd me, then try 2 sit on a pin.
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Aap nahi to zindagi main kya rah jayga
dur tak tanhaeyon ka silsila rah jayga
Har kadam par sath chalna mere dost varna
apka ye dost akla rah jayga
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Ak Arabi toilet main mobile pr baat kr ky bahr aya.
to pathan ne usy boht mara.
Logo ne waja pooche
Pathan: Ye sala toilet main TILAWAT kr rha tha.
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2day i was cooking chicken when i adid green palak
Chicken started singing and dancing
" HUM PAY YE KIS NAY HARA RANG DALA
MAR DALA HAAY MAR DALA "
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Aur bhe chezay bohut se lut chuki hy dil ke sath
Ye btaya doston ne ishq farmanay ke baad
Is liye kamray ki 1 -1 cheez ckeck karta huu may
Ek teray ane say pehle
ek teray janay ke baad
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Teacher: Qayamat ky din zameen phat jiay g, aasman tukry tukry ho jiay ga
Pathan: Sir to kia us din school say chuti ho g
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Two Punjabi's Mummy Film Daykh Rahay They..
Film Khatam Huee To Donon Kahny Lgy.
Lay Dus Aaa Kee Film Hoee
Film Khatam Ho Gaee Par SULTAN RAHi Naee Ayaa..
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Sahab:
Tum bathroom main qun ghus ayee,
kiya tumhein pta nahee tha ky main nahaa rahaa hun?
naukar:
sahab galatee ho gaee,
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahee hain;-)
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Dulha Apney Dost Sey Shadi key din
Yaar Koee Aisee Baat Btao Jo
Mein Apnee Bewi Sy Jaatay Hee Kahon
Tou Wo Heyraan Ho Jay.
Dost:Tum Jaatay He Apnee Bewi Ko Talaak Dey Daynaa!
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Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do
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Zindagi Mai ek Larkee Itni Pyaree Lagee
Us Ky Hath Kee Daal B Hamen Niharee Lagee
Jany Kia Jaduu Tha Usky Personality Mai K
Married Honay Kay Bawajood Hamein Kunwaree Lagee :)
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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
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God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
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Santa: What'z da name of ur car?
Banta: I dont know bt it startz with "T"
Santa: Kamal ay yaar tayri gaddee tea naal start hundee hy, apni ty Petrol naal start hundee hey.
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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer when the glass is empty i take the next one!
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Wat iz confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a grl
9 boyz came wth Roses,
1 boy came with
"MOLVI"
This iz confidence...!
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If a boy givs a love letter tooo a gul, pple call him "Loffer"
But if a gul givs a letter tooo a boy, they call it "Offer".
Feeel da diffference :)
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sussti kee intihaa,
Son:papa aik glasss paanee day do
Papa:khud lay lo
Son:plz day do naa papa
Papa:Ab mangaa tou thappar maron gaa
Son:Thappar marnay aao tou paani laytay aanaa:-)
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Bartender: I Think U Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, friend !
Bartender: Well, It Must Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Waz Almost Impossible ......lolz->
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