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Hello, this is Death. Please answer when you're ready.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
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Dunya K 5 Mushkil taren Kam
1-Hathi Ko dhakka lgana
2-Machar Ki malish karna
3-Chiunti ko kiss karna
4-Zrafey Ki gardun dabana
5-Ap Sa SmS ki tawaqa rakhna.
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Biwi(gusse me):tumarey dimag to sirf gobar bhara ha
.
Pati(pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho.
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Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot,
and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?'
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Sorry, I am having an out of money experience...
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I can please only one person per day.
second day is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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I am a killer,I kill people for money.
But because you are my friend,
I will kill you for nothing!
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two childrn were sitting outside a clinic. one of them was crying
1st Child: why are you crying?
2nd Child: I came here for a blood test
1st Child: So? are you scared?
2nd Child: No. for the blood test, they cut my fingr
At this, the 1st one started crying loudly
the 2nd one was astonishd
2nd Child: why are you crying now?
1st Child: I came for a urine test!
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A Srdar was sitting outside a store, crying. the manager of the store spoted him outside & ask what,s wrong.
Sardar said his mother just died, & the manager said - "Oh I am sorry.
The Sardar's cell ph start ring and he answerd it, saying - "Hello! Haanji. are you serius?" Then, he kept down the ph
the manager ask him who that was & the Sardar said - "that was my sister?her mom just died too!"
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Son asks difference between Confidence and Confidential
Dad tells, you are my son I'm Confident.
your friend is too my son, that,s Confidential
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Babblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye
"MY BEST FRIEND" k essay taiyar kya
lakin paper may "MY FATHER" ka essay a gya.
Us ny socha k "MY BEST FRIEND" k essay he likhta hu lakin
FRIEND k jagha FATHER ko likh doon ga.
Ab ESSAY kuch u tha
.
"Father aer everywhere but good father rare very rair.
I have so many father but my best father is MR.Samar.
He is my naibour
.
He often come to my house
and my Mother like him very much
.
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God saw your parents hungry, he created meal
God saw they are thirsty, he created coke
He saw them walking, he created car
He saw them without problems, he created you.
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Angel askd a man after death:
Kia tm shadi shuda thy?
Man: Yes
Angel Orderd:
Yah dozak bhugat k aaya hy isay jannat main daal do.
Angel ask same question to another man.
Man: 2 baar shaadi ke the.
Angel orderd: Isy dozakh main daal do. issy dozakh main rahny ke aadat ho gai hy.
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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautyful clor, perfect taste, really perfect &
when the glass is empty i just take the next one
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Last night I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
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A success ful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
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Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- your money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is your good looks.
bcoz you cant lose what you don't have!
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At the time of RUKHSTI.
Dulhay ky Cell par phone aya
Ringtone was
Dil Me Chupa Ky Arman Ly Chale
Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Ly chale
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20 percent of the population is now drinking cofffeee, 60 percent is having sex, 19 percent is watching television and 1 yokel is holding his mobile in his hand
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