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Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.

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If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

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Last night I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

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Roses ar red and violets ar blue, Julie is ugly but duffer what the hell happened to you????

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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

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I'll upgrade ur brain now

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Sorry, no brain found !!!

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Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!


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Card ka nmbr hay load kar lena.
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Maine bhe kar lia hai:-)


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At the time of RUKHSTI.
Dulhay ky Cell par phone aya
Ringtone was
Dil Me Chupa Ky Arman Ly Chale
Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Ly chale


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HOT News: Amir Khan nay "Taary Zamein Pr" ke Kamyaabi ky bad 2nd Part ky Liey Pervaiz Ellahi nd shujahat ko main role oferr kia hy. Film ka Naam hy "Begherat Zameen Pr"

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