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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now it's too late don't try to change ur finger!
Catch another fool...

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When you feel lonly & alone
& cannot see any one around u,
the world seems to b fading away,
come along with me I will take u to an eye specialist.

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Jo shakhs Jumerat kay roz bahir chaltay hoye in alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga InshaAllah wo mala maal ho jayega
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"Allah k Naam pe dey dey BaBa"...

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WARNING ...
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn ur phone off it will not WORK AGAIN...

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Fact 1: U can not touch ur lower lip with ur tounge...

Fact 2: After reading this, 99% idiots would try it..

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Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k sath!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!

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31st or 1st april doesn't matter.
Fool is always a fool,wishing you a
very happy and prosperous fools day.
To the king of fools by the prince of cools.
Its your day.:-)

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The Yearz of Engineering F.E. Fond of Engineering S.E. Sick Of Engineering T.E. Tired of Engineering Is it worth it???

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You are one of the most CUTE person in the world!
CUTE means:
Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.

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You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai tu ghonchu hi...

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I want you to know that you are very important to me
It's impossible for me to live without you
even for a second! you are my life & I can feel you everywhere..
DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

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Larkiyon se Dil lagana ik bhoOl hy
Larkiyon k piche jana fuzoOl hy
Jis din kisi Larki ne Apko keh dia 'I LOVE U'
To Samajh lena Us Din
April FoOl Hai.

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If people says you are crazy, be patient.
if they say you are monkey, relax.
if they say you are stupid,
be cool but if they say you are smart,
Thapad maar sale ko.

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FATHER: How are your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They are Below see Level

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If today any one talks & praises you for your
1) good looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool you before april 1st.

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Bacha on 1stApril: Mama Kitchen Ma Nokar Nokrani ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai
Mama: Abi Ja k Main Dono ka Demagh Thek Karti Hun
Bacha:Ha ha April Fool wo to Papa hain

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Tum har raat mery khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khaoo khud jaan jao.

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Main hu yahan, tu ha wahan
Main hu yahan, tu ha wahan
Lifeboy ha jahan, tandurusti ha wahan.

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If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If you find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

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Why do you think I SMS you ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss you ?
Or I love u ? Or I need you ? No ! It's because,
I need a person for just time pass..

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DL9C-AP 2370
DL9C-2G 1191
DL9C-2G 1589

itney ga0ur sey kya dekh rahey ho kal subah in gadiyon par kapda marna hain..

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When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free you from darkness
And
After if you pray & you are still in darkness
Then plz pay your ELECTRICITY BILL

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Pepsi is pepsi and Butter is butter
If you forget me
I'll throw you in the

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* G U T T A R *
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you are B.I.T.C.H

I Mean
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
*U BITCH*

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Someone..
MiSSES yoU..
NeeDS yoU..
Worries About yoU
Lonely Without yoU
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

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Hurry up. Fill in the blanks with "Han" ya "Nai"
1:____ main insan nhi hun.
2:____ main hi chor hun.
3:____ main hi pagl hun.

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