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Exams Facebook Status

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"




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Q. PEPAL K PED SE AGR 1 AAMB GIRA TO SABSE PHELE KON UTHAYE GA.

1.GUNGA
2.ANDHA
3.BEHRA

INTALIGANT HO TO JAWAB BHEJO.




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I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
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But
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I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 5
Subjects... ;-)




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Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name
btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap
akely feel karty ho..
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Student : examination hall .
(.')
Alone
_/ \_ .....students rock teacher shock




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Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts.
So, Effort + Effort + Effort + ..... = Success...
Success in your exams.




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My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied

"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."




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Air and students have the same mentality
How?
Dont you know how ?

Both keep turning book's pages without reading :D




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Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa deta,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva leta...
All the best!




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Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->




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To be a good professional,
Always start to study late for Exams.
Because it teaches how to manage Time
And tackle Emergencies!
Best of luck!




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Exams r near
At d paper u stare
The answer is nowhere
It makes u pull ur hair
Grades r not fair
But just lik d past 15 yrs
We don't care!
Best of luck!




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A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking




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Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P




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New Exam Song.
To Paper Paper Krti He.
To Paper Se Kio darti he.
Ak bar mujhe batla de too.
To chiting ku nahi krti he.
Kia hota he paper me.
Paper ka laga don dhair.
Me barish krdo pharron ki.
jo to ho jae meri...




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The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up !




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Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,
Answerr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,
Jo hoga wo to hoga,
Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna




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The Funniest Situation in Student
Life:
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When you have No idea what to
Write in the Paper & the Examiner
Comes & Says,
"Please Hide your Answer Sheet"




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Two Reasons To Give
Exam ...

1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .

2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored ... Who Usually
Bore You ...




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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!




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Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams? Because it means.
.
.
.
.
.
E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity


But teacher won't ever understand our feelings...




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A girl may not help you to get lot of marks
But Marks help you to get lot of girls
So Love your studies not girls.




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The Shortest Relationship in Life is
Between Students and Books
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They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!




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Attitude towardz exam: tommorow is my exam but
i dont care because a single sheet of paper can't decide my future




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Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k sath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apny ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisi jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.
In the whole tumharey bus ki baat nahin, so keep on enjoying cheating




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Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due to exams As I Have to Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
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.
15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jyga..:




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If in examination hall
during the exam
ypu feel that the paper is tough
dont worry.
Just close your eyes
take a deep breath
and say to yourself
This is a very interesting subject.
I want 2 study it one more time.




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Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Aay Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??
Nahi beta sabhi examz walon ka yehi haal hai".




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Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..

But

Why does these bloody exams comes again & again .... .... .




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Rain of summer, snow of winter
grace of autumn, glory of spring
May beauty of every season give ur heart
A beautiful reason to smile.
May God suceed you in every examz of ur life. Good luck




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Harbhajan startz raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, itz not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.




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Flower dies
Stories end
Songs fade
Memories are forgotten
All things come to end
But this study

Chipak kr he reh gae hai musibat




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to accomplish great things
We must not only act
But also dream
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for ur exam.




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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
'Head, I go to sleep.'

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p




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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless. So I asked GOD,
is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".




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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born
and stops only when we enter the examination hall.




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The Law Says
If you Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!
Do you Know Which Law It Is?
This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination".




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Maths teacher asked Ali:If u have 12chocolates & u give 5 to SARAH,
3 to Aysha & 4 to Farah what will you get?
Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRIENDZ




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600 Pages ki book ko kitne din main padha ja skta hai..

WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab ha.




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The probability of a topic
cmng in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides 2 leave da topic completely..




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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams".
because it teaches how to manage "Time" & tackle "Emergencies".




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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!




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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO to EXAMS




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Burraaah

Sara syllabus parh liya ha
Bas books or notes parhanay reh gaye hain




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har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparon may number kisnay paya hy
hum to yun he aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy




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Exams ke char din pehlay syllabus dekha to yad aya
Kuch To Hua Hay Kuch Ho Gya Hay
Exams k din paper dekh kar samajh aya
Sab Kuch Alag Hay Sab Kuch Naya Hay




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Exams are like Girl friendz
too many questions
Difficult to understand
More explanation is needed
Result is always fail!




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There are 6 components of wellness:
proper weight & diet, proper exercise
breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol
stress management & periodic exams.




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Ya hu!
Exams ke saari tiyari ho gai
raser
Pen
scale
pencil
sab taiyar hai

AB BUS.......

parhna baki hai




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Parh parh ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou merna hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shuroo to nursery sey hi karna hai




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Congradulationz!
Gud newz 4 Lahore University students
Exams have been postponed up to Dec
to confirm go to site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.org




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Baap: Etnay kum marks..??
3 thappar lagnay chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han abu!
maine to usss kaminy sir
ka ghar bhi daykh liyaa hai!!




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he Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .

They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! !




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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exams.




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Smoking Effects Lips, Drinking Effects Liver, Girls Effects Heart,
But The Most Danger One Is STUDY, It Effects BRAIN. Direct Coma .:-D Avoid it..




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Newton's Law of Studentology! .
"Every Book continues to be in
it's State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless a mid-term or
final exam Appears."
HaPpY ExaMz...




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Stop only when we enter the examination hall
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.




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Nothing great was ever achieved
Without enthusiasm...




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Good luck on your exams
Hug & kiss and lot of love for you
I know you will pass.




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The shortest relationship ever
Is between students and books
The commit one day before exam
& after exam break up.




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