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A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked? Teacher:
if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?




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LadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand.
Banta: My penis in your hand. Teacher slapped Banta.
Santa: Sorry mam, I forget to put space between PEN IS.




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Nothing is more beautiful to me than you wearing only the moonlight and my kisses.




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On 1st night,

Wife: Plz, not today, Lets spend our 1st night understanding each other.

Husband: Darling, Something "UNDER" is already "STANDING" for u...




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Woman: I had Sex wid only 4 boyz in my entire life & U had it wid 16 Girls, still, Everybody Calls me a SLUT
&
Cal u a REAL MAN,
A Winner?
Why?

Man: It's because, when a Lock is Opened by many KEYS,
it Becomes a BAD LOCK.
But when a Key Opens many Locks,
it becomes a MASTER KEY..;-)




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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep your mouth closed and open checkbook.




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What did the blonde left leg say to her right leg?
Between the two of us, we can make a lot's of money.




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SEX is My Favourite. I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Good! U'll enjoy it!
I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep,
E-Eat,
X-Xercise,
So do it everiday, good for YOU.




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He took me 4rm a BAR.
He took me in his CAR.
He took my top off.
He puts his lips on MINE, but don't worry,
I'm a bottle of WINE..




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Why women wear panties with printed flower?
It's a way of saying come on guys, water my GERDEN.




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3 good manners of male
PENIS. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing.
2)Emotional-it cries during the performance.
3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.




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I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room,
on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together..
2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark




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A guy had to choose a WIFE frm 3 GIRLS.
He gave each sum money 2 tst em. 1st gt a makover to luk gud. Da man got IMPRSSED.
2nd bought clths 4 da guy n tld him it's he who is prime for her. He lykd her also.
3rd invsted da money n made profit n gave it back. The guy liked her too.
And finally when the time came to choose---
The guy simply chose the girl with
The biggest boobs.
Men will always be MEN!!




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Sex iz a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination.
Do u understand the explanation or do u need a demonstration?




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Press down...
down more...
Ok more...
YES ahh ohh yes...
almost there...
yeah oh shit harder...
SO GOOD...! mmmmm...
That's how I sex on txt!




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After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said
Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai
Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha.




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Doc 2 lady:-why are you looking so exhausted? are you properly taking 3 meals per day as i advised
lady:-oh! my god! i heard 3 males per day:-




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Thought of the DAY
Rape is not a crime,
it is just a SURPRISE sex...




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boy: I love ur daughter since 5 months.
Father: How can u prove it.
boy: wait for 4 month... u will belive ur self.




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Man1: my wife is obsess with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird & say Ferari,Porsche ....
Man2: mine is worst she puts my bird inside her & say Full Tank pls.




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Why men walk more & women talk more?
because men have three legs & women hav 4 lips




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What's hairy on the outside & moist inside,
begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle?
Answer: "COCUNUT"




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A girl asked why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't fuck u,
You u will feel the same?




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