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Dirty Text Message

A short thing
its get longer as you hold it
and pass between woman's breast
and enters into a small hole
What is it?

Ans. cars seat belt .... you dirty mind




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A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

I thought It was MONEY




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A cute Nurse came for the interview.
Dr: What salary U Expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it's to5,000



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Do you take me to be
your lawfully fuckable sexmate
to fuck and to suck
in 69 years and various positions
Against walls and on the stairs
in private and in public
till the orgasm do us part?



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Man goes to doctors
I've been raped by an elephant
Doctor looks and says
Funny, ur ass is 10? Wide
But an elephant's cock is only 3? Wide
Man replies yes, but.... .... .
The bastard fingered me 1st



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Girl lies there stroking his cock after great sex
he smiles, looks at her and asks
Want me to fuck you again baby?
she looks up at him and says
no thanks, just playing with your cock
Because i really do miss mine



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A boy asked his mom
Where do babies come from
And the mom said the stork
Then the boy said who has sex with the stork?



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Do you ever notice
That when you're driving
Anyone going slower
Then you is an idiot
And everyone driving faster
Then you is a maniac?



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Friendship is like peeing in your pants.
Everyone can see it but only you can feel
Its true warmth.
Thank you for being
The pee in my pants



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A teacher ask
"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"
A child replies
"feet- because every night
I see my mum with her feet in the air
Screaming GOD I'M COMING!"



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Man shouts to the wife cum and c my new clock,
so wife walks into the bedroom and says that's not a clock!
That's you standing naked with a hard on, Man says it will
Be a clock when you stick to hands and a face on it



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What are three problems about being an egg?
You only get laid once,
The only woman to sit on your face is your mother,
And it takes for minutes to get hard.



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I'm leaving India
Actually Aishwarya is pregnant
And media is suspecting me.
Tum bhi nikal lo,
uski kaam wali
bhi pregnant ha.



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Q:) How does a cricketer describe a nude woman?
A:) No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs and a gully.



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He came to me one night, explored my body, licked- sucked- swallowed and had his fill, when satisfied he left, I was hurt.
DAMN MOSQUITO...



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Out of four people one is Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, then it must be you.


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Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.



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A Couple was sitting in the Garden, Suddnly a Dog and Bitch came and start kissing
Boy Janu agar Tum Bura na Mano to Me bhi
Girl Ok ok Theek hay but Zara Smbhal kar kahin Kutta Tm ko kat na le.



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WEDDING NIGHT ki subha dolhy ny dulhan sy pucha kh kaisa mehsoos kr rhi ho.
Dulhan: tum ny to COLLEGE K DINO KI YAAD Taza Kr De,



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Tum chand say khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo,
Tum phoolon sy khobsoorat ho baharon se poch lo,
Tum Aishwariya sy bhe KhoobSoorat ho,


Pathanon se poch lo.



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