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Dirty Facebook Status
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When you hold it a Short thing gets Longer
and larger and pass between women Breasts
and enters into a small hole Do you know What is it..?
.
One minute to think..
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.
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It's the car Seat Belt..
You dirty mind... :-)
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What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
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Fill in the blanks
1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
Dirty Mind =P ;)
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Your sexy body is too hot to touch...Come have a cool shower with me!
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I just bought new underwear and can't wait to show it to you.
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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
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Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo
confuse hota hay
magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena
tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar
chala jaye ga
phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga
or
phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,
or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye
to tum nikal lena apna ATM
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Text: I want to suck you, lick you.
wanna move my tongue all over you...
wanna feel you in my mouth...
yep, that's how u...eat an ice cream.
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My legs are missing you in between them.
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A short thing
its get longer as you hold it
and pass between woman's breast
and enters into a small hole
What is it?
Ans. cars seat belt .... you dirty mind
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A cute Nurse came for the interview.
Dr: What salary U Expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000
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Man goes to doctors
I've been raped by an elephant
Doctor looks and says
Funny, ur ass is 10 inches Wide
But an elephant's cock is only 3 inches Wide
Man replies yes, but.... .... .
The bastard fingered me 1st
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Friendship is like peeing in your pants.
Everyone can see it but only you can feel
Its true warmth.
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Q:) How does a cricketer describe a nude woman?
A:) No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs and a gully.
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He came to me one night,
explored my body,
licked- sucked- swallowed and had his fill,
when satisfied he left, I was hurt.
DAMN MOSQUITO...
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Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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A Couple was sitting in the Garden, Suddenly a Dog and Bitch came and start kissing
Boy Janu agar Tum Bura na Mano to Me bhi
Girl Ok ok Theek hay but Zara Smbhal kar kahin Kutta Tm ko kat na le.
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If you're right leg was thanks giving
And your left leg was Christmas
Could I meet you between the holidays?
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I think i should tell you
What people are saying behind your back?
Nice Ass...
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How Do Boys Propose??
Kneeling Down And Propose With A Ring In Hand..
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.
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How Do Girls Propose??
I Am Pregnant... =P
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
Two hours later sardar sms to boss:
"Me ok, your wife very cute & sweet"
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