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boss: You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours & do certainly not miss the job adds.



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Okay honey, we will try one more time!!
How do you spell 'IQ'?



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When I was a baby, I played with toys.
Now I'm a lady and I play with boys.



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Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!



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Women are just like frogs
. They have a big mouth & are scared of the stork.




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Nice hair, a shame that u sit on it.



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It is red & it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.



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The hats whirled skyward
carried by bright, new hopes & propelled by big, daring dreams!
Congrats on your graduation !




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even if it is not shining.
I beieve in Love
even when I am alone.
I believe in God
even when He is silent.




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That is wrong
Although everyone else
May be doing it
With attitudes as carefree
As a summer song.




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With walls of granite, steep and high

Invite the fearless foot to scale
Their stairway toward the sky.




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or their clothes, or for their fancy car
but because they sing a song only you can hear.




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She does not feel comfortable squeezes her legs, & so his glasses broke.




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A fart is a flying planet, created by God & produced by men..




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On the door of a toilet,
Some people come here to sit & wonder,
I come here to shit like thunder!




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Rah na pao gy kbhe bhula kar dekh lo
Yakeen ni aata to azma kar dekh lo
Har jaga mehsoos ho ge kami humare
Apne mehfil ko kitna be saja kr dekh lo



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yoU are so beautiful, gorgeous and faithful... It is a pity that I don't like animals!!!



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you know when you were really too fatty? When you were on the beach & Greenpeace carried you back to the sea.




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Why do males fart more often than women ? Because women dont keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..




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I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !



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Will we play the hulk together??...I'll be tall and strong and you green and ugly



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I do not swear, I do not smoke & I dont drink! Oh damned My cigarete has fallen in my glasss of beer ...




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