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He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.



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I think u r ugly n stupid,
u are a real pain in da
Wait a moment
ohh no, I do have the rite no




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It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.



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Some people die. Others becomes a teacher...




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A fart is a flying planet, created by God & produced by men..




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On the door of a toilet,
Some people come here 2 sit and wonder,
I come here 2 shit like thunder!




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Rah na pao gy kbhe bhula kr dekh lo
Yakeen ni aata to azma kr dekh lo
Har jaga mehsoos ho ge kami humare
Apne mehfil ko kitna b saja kr dekh lo



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yoU are so beautiful, gorgeous and faithful... It is a pity that I dont like animals!!!



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You know wen u were really to fatty? Wen u were on da beach & Greenpeace carried u back 2 da sea.




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Why do males fart more often than women ? Bcoz women dont keep their mouth shut long enough 2 build up the pressure..




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I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !



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Females aer just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of da stork.




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Will we play the hulk 2gether??...I ll b tall nd strong nd u green and ugly



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I do not swear, I do not smoke & I dont drink! Oh damned My cigarete has fallen in my glasss of beer ...




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If you hav ur pictures where u look old, keep them. In twenty years u can prove that u have not changed a bit



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When are you really full of confidence?
If u fart having diarrhoea.




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A Frnds Luv says:
If yu evr need any thing,
Ill be there."

Tru Love says:
You will nevr need anything;
I will be there."




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