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Sarah ka Boyfriend usay milne aaya
Tu Sarah k chote bhai ne door Khola aur masumyat se bola
Aap roz roz Baji se milne aa jatey hein
Kya aapki Apni Behen Nahi ha?




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Ek bar karo na plz
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega
Plz karo naaa
Muje acha lage ga
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatr
Kar do na plz
Ek pyara sa SMS..




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Raat ko 1 larki na car ko rukne ka ishara kia,
Car kareeb aa ke ruki to larki boli"oh em sorry! mai samjhi taxi hai"
Car wala bola, " mein b yahi samjha tah"




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Dr. sab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muu se Smell aati hy
Dr.
kamal hy jb main ne check up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi..



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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study



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In a bath room, a boy touchez a girl every where
Yu Know who was dat boy? Stupid Itz Life boy Soap
Dirty pple alwayz think dirty.




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Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai.
Friend:kaisay pata chala?
Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi..




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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work




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School mein bachay kay papa nay teacher say kahaa
Madam jee Thodee ap koshish karoo
thodee hum kartay hein
bachaa tou nikal hee jaye gaa...!




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