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Son-Dad, what does 'gay' mean? Father- It means 'to be happy' . . . Son-are you gay? Father-No, Son I have a wife....J


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Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged


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If Someone Closes His Door 0n Your Face Then Make Him Realize That. . . - - - - - - - KUNDI DARWAZY K DONO TARAF HOTI HY. . .


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A man married lady traffic police.
Friend- How was your 1st night?
Man-she collected Rs.100 from me for overspeed.
Rs.200 for wrongside entry, Rs 500 for witout helmat.



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Arj kiya hai-
Teri ada kafi hai dil jalane k liye,
Wah Wah
Teri ada kafi hai dil jalane k liye
Itni badi pant pehenta hai
Choti si mungfali chupane k liye



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Larka : "class fellow s"
tum pass ho gai ho .
Congrates !
Mouh hi metha krwa do..

Larki : kiss se ?

Larka : chalo isi see krwa do.



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Girls college k bahar larkian chaat walay Se chaat kesay maang rahi thi...

Uncle meri chaat

2nd: uncle pehlay meri chaat.

3rd: Main kab se khari hon is liye
pehlay meri chaat.

4th: Uncle uncle meray PERIODS start
honay lagay hain please jaldi se meri chaat dain.



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Newton's 7th law of
Motion.......
'When hand is in motion it produce
Lotion.



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Kisi Ko Ishq Ki Tarap Maar Deti Hai
Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Gehrai Maar Deti Hai

Jo Is Se Bach Jaye Usey Bina Dupatey K Larki Ki Angrai Maar Deti.



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Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,

You will lose all ur friends.



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On their wedding night, both husband and wife were claiming virginity
Wife : ' If it was your first time, then how did u do so well?'
Husband : And if this was ur first time how did u know that I did so well?



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Papa: Beti FSc k bad kia kro gi?
Beti: S.S.S karun gi.
Papa: CSS to suna that ye S.S.S kia he?
Beti: Sohail Se Sex
Uff! ye larkian bhi na.



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Statistics of breast milk. 1. No need to insert the sugar. 2. No need to boil it. 3. cats can not steal it. 4. its tax free. 5. It have no expiry date. 5. Available in beautiful packing. 6. buy one get one free.


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Girl- aj mat dalo
boy- kyo?
girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye

EYE DROP BEKAR HAI



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Pota : Dada g yeh Condom kya hota hai
Dada g : Chal bhaag nalayak kahi ka mujhe nahi pata.
Pota : Main janata tha buddhe. Tujhe pata hota toh aaj jayadaad k 14 tukde nahi hote.



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Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai
Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai
.
Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?
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1. Time Change
2. Weather Change.


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Daalne Laga Me To Cheekhne Lagi Wo,
Huwa Dard Itna K Seh Na Saki Wo Taklef
Hui Itni K Boli Bahar Nikalo
Dosri Size Ki Choriyan Mere Hath Me Dalo.



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Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE.



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Train mai aik husband apni wife say
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao.




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Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega.




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Why does a woman have two pair of lips?
One is for fighting and one is to make up




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Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
and have a
nice drink....PEPSI




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Sarah ka Boyfriend usay milne aaya
Tu Sarah k chote bhai ne door Khola aur masumyat se bola

Aap roz roz Baji se milne aa jatey hein
Kya aapki Apni Behen Nahi ha?




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Ek bar karo na please
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega
Please karo naaa
Muje acha lage ga
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatr
Kar do na plz
Ek pyara sa SMS..




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Raat ko 1 larki na car ko rukne ka ishara kia,
Car kareeb aa ke ruki to larki boli"oh em sorry! mai samjhi taxi hai"
Car wala bola, " mein b yahi samjha tha"




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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study



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Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai.
Friend:kaisay pata chala?
Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi.




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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work




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School mein bachay kay papa nay teacher say kahaa
Madam jee Thodee ap koshish karoo
thodee hum kartay hein
bachaa tou nikal hee jaye gaa...!




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