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When anybody laughs he has no mind no thought no problem no suffering.



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Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese.



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If you don't go out on the limb how are you going to get the good apple?



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If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time.



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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?



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George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.



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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.



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Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness.



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It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous.



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Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.



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Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't.



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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.



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Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.



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The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.



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My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.



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My life has been filled with terrible misfortune, most of which never happened.



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Some people develop a wish bone where their back bone should be.



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Hope is the dream of the waking man.



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Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.



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We don't stop playing because we grow old we grow old because we stop playing.



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Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.



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Hold on boss, I'm gonna make you famous.



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You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.



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Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.



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My life has been filled with terrible misfortune. most of which never happened.



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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.



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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.



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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.



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The most important thing is not to stop questioning.



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I cannot afford to waste my time making money.



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The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.



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Seven days without laughter make one weak.



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Success comes in cans, failure in can'ts.



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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.



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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.



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"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."



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