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The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.



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It's no longer a question of staying healthy It's a question of finding a sickness you like.



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Health is not simply the absence of sickness.



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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it



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The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind.



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Nothing is more fatal to Health, than an over Care of it.



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My fat scares me - it's a ticking time bomb.



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How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.



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Be not slow to visit the sick.



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Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.



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Health is not valued till sickness comes.



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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.



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As I see it every day you do one of two things: build health or produce disease in yourself.



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Muscles come and go; flab lasts.



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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.



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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.



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Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is.



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The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.



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The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.



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I saw few die of hunger, of eating, a hundred thousand.



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My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life.I think he was right.I feel ten years older already.



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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday lying in hospitals dying of nothing.



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My father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular.



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I don't jog.If I die I want to be sick.



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Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.



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Every human being is the author of his own health or disease.



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It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver.



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So many people spend their health gaining wealth and then have to spend their wealth to regain their health.



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I am dying with the help of too many physicians.



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I am convinced digestion is the great secret to life.



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"One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one."



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Serious illness doesn't bother me for long because I am too inhospitable a host.



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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.



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