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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

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One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time.

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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

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Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

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It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realized I'd become an actor.

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My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

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The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

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A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

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It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realized I'd become an actor.

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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

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At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.

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Graduation is a tough day for parents. They go to the ceremony as parents. They go home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years, they are unemployed.

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High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone.

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In the first place God made idiots, that was for practice, then he made school boards.

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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

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Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.

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If you can find a path with no obstacles,it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

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I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

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A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

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I found a stick in the bush!

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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

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All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.

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There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

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The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future.

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"Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional."

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Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

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The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving..

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At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.

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The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist...

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