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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.s



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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.



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Life is what happens when your cell phone is charging.



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Society has the politicians and teenagers it deserves.


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The main problem with teenagers is that they're just like their parents were at their age.


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Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.


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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.


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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.


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Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.


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Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young.


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Why do they rate a movie "R" for "adult language?" The only people I hear using that language are teenagers.


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Teenage girls are too caught up in being with a guy who's the best for everyone else and not the best for themselves.


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Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.


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I wish I had saved up all the tears I cried over you so I could drown you in them.


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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.


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Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere.


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If you think you can you can. And if you think you can't you're right.


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If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.


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A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.


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A teenager is always too tired to hold a dishcloth, but never too tired to hold a phone.


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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.


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At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly.


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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.


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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.


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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.


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The main problem with teenagers is that they're just like their parents were at their age.


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When you are seventeen you aren't really serious.


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Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-o to a tree.


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Young people tell what they are doing, old people what they have done and fools what they wish to do.


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"As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."


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Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.


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Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.


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Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller with every mistake you make.


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Bitch shut up, your body has been used more than Google!


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You never realize what you have till it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example!


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