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They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?



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Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.



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Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.



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Being stupid is its own reward



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He who hesitates is probably right.



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Your earrings would make a great fishing lure



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Two wrongs are only the beginning.



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The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.



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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.



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I cannot tell you how grateful I am I am filled with humidity.



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The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.



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Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.



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Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.



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I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk, it's a smile that isn't a smile.



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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.



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I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.



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I always wanted to be a hairdresser.



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Please provide the date of your death.



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A lot of beautiful people are stupid.There's a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good.It's frightening.



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Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend.Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.



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Someone should stab you in the eye with a really hot french fry.



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It's so simple to be wise.Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.



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If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?



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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.



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Ignorance is not bliss. Bliss is ignorance of one's ignorance.



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Please provide the date of your death.



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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?



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Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.



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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.



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I say no to drugs, but they don't listen.



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I love defenseless animals, especially in gravy.



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I say no to drugs, but they don't listen.



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"Cheaters aren't cheaters, they are just high risk players."



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"My second hit was a flop."



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"Money is like a sixth sense - and you can't make use of the other five without it."



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"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education."



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Every man needs a Honey who is not after his Money.



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Sometimes you just need your space, so you can figure out how you fit into someone else's.



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Dreams are free.....it's making them come true that costs so much.



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