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When I was younger I could remember anything whether it happened or not.



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Age is an issue of mind over matter If you donít mind it doesnít matter.



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They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.



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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.



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Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.



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There is still no cure for the common birthday.



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Some words of wisdom for your birthday, "Smile while you still have teeth!"



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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.



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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.



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Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.



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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.



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Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.



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Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.



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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.



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My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of....Lord-only-knows



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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.



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There is still no cure for the common birthday



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Happiness is good health and a bad memory.



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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.



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If things get better with age then you're approaching magnificent.



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There is still no cure for the common birthday.



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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter



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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle



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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.



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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.



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Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.



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sOld age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.



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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.



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To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.



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Famous people born on the same day as you.



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You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.



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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.



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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.



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The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.



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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.



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I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius.



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"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."



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The more birthdays you celebrate, the lesser days you have to the grave.



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Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too..



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In a dream you are never eighty.



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"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body."



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Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.



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FOR A MAN "You're only as old as the woman you are feeling".



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I have everything I had 20 years ago; only it's all a little bit lower.



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