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Birthdays are good for you Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!



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A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.



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Growing old is mandatory growing up is optional.



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Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.



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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.



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No wonder I'm unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday.



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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.



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A woman has the age she deserves



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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.



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Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.



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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.



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Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.



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I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius.



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Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.



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Better to be over the hill than burried under it.



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Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.



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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.



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There's no half singing in the shower you're either a rock star or an opera diva.



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You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.



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My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of...Lord only knows.



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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.



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I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.



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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.



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The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.



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Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.



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It's your birthday,but I don't think of you as a little
older......I think of you as a lot older.




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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.



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Another candle on your cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out.




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As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.



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I wouldn't
say that
you're old
you've just been
young longer
than most of us.
Happy Birthday




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It's your birthday, another year down the drain.



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Dont worry about your future
I am sure you will have a bright one
dont worry about the past, you can't change it
dont worry about the present, I have not got one for you!




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You're having a BIRTHDAY,so don't just sit there... Do something OLD.



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In the end it's not the years in your life that count it's the life in your years.



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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.



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Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.



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The more birthdays you celebrate, the lesser days you have to the grave.



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Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.



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"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty..."



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" Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."



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You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you.



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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.



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Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.



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