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A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

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Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

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Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.

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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

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An old man who marries a young wife grows younger - but she grows older.

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You never marry the person you first see Casablanca' with.

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It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced.

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Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant.

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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

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Divorce: The past tense of marriage.

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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

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Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

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Instead of getting married again I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

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It is not a lack of love but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war..

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Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished..

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Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.

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Marriages are made in heaven and are consummated on earth.

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A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

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Marriage is the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms and fills cities and churches and heaven itself.

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A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude

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Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love

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Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help bt smile on it.

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Marriage is a wonderful invention than again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he luvs. Aftar marriage, theY becomes silent!

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"A marriage is a gift. It should be opened up and enjoyed."

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Marriage is not only the beginning of a realtionship but also the end of a life long search for the other half of your soul.

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Love enables you to put your deepest feelings and fears in the palm of you partner's hand, knowing they will be handled with care.

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

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