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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.



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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.



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What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.



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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.




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“Marriage: Love is the reason. Lifelong friendship is the gift. Kindness is the cause.
Til’ death do us part is the length




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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.




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“Happily ever after is not a fairy tale. It’s a choice




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Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.




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“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers




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A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.




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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.




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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.




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Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.




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Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.




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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.




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An old man who marries a young wife grows younger - but she grows older.




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You never marry the person you first see Casablanca' with.




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It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced.




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Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant.




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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.




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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.




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Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.




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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.




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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.




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Instead of getting married again I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.




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It is not a lack of love but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.




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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating
her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.




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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war..




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Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.




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Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.




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Marriages are made in heaven and are consummated on earth.




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A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust,
partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.




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Marriage is the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms and fills cities and churches and heaven itself.




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A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude




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Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love




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Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.




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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.




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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help bt smile on it.




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Marriage is a wonderful invention than again, so is a bicycle repair kit.




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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he luvs. Aftar marriage, theY becomes silent!




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"A marriage is a gift. It should be opened up and enjoyed."




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Marriage is not only the beginning of a realtionship
but also the end of a life long search for the other half of your soul.




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Love enables you to put your deepest feelings and fears in the palm of you partner's hand,
knowing they will be handled with care.




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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.




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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut,
and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.




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"I Love You" A true statement that is spoken by the heart.




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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.




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Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.




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