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Love: The most fun you can have without laughing.

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Love is being stupid together.

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If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.

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The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes.

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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

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Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

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The only people who make love all the time are liars.

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Love is a grave mental disease.

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A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.

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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

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Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!

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Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!

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Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.

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Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

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Smile, its the second best thing you could do with your lips.

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It's mind over matter, I don't mind, that you don't matter.

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The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

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I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.

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