Funny Christmas Quotes

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Funny Christmas Quotes

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.


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Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then
making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.


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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.


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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!


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You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.


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Christmas shopping. Never an easy or a pleasant task.


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Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.


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Hey Santa, how much for your list of naughty girls?


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There has been only one Christmas the rest are anniversaries.


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You know you are getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.


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A wakeup call about the Gift Card Industry and how much money goes to waste each year.


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I wish you could put up some of da Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month..
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Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly,
but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times


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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store,
and he asked for my autograph


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Christmas is a race to see which gives out 1st your money are your feet.

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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming in to my neighborhood after dark.



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A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.



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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.



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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not b a child.



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Christmas is a time wen you get homesick - even when yoy are home.



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A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory,
like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.



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Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you some thing to eat?
Drive you out in the middle of nowhere and leave you for the dead?



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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit,
He must be a communist and a beard and long hair,
Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?



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From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.



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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.
Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph."



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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.



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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.



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"Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live."



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