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I am in class taking anatomy & physiology lecture
Oh!I am so tired I can not even stare at the teacher
He is so talkative & talks too much,as he has a PHD in literature
I can not even take a note,I do not care
I can not wait to see him walk out through the door.
Monday is always boring
But,not as boring as that old slim teacher,who moves like a string
I can't take it anymore shall ask permission




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We have broken all the blackboards
so the teachers cannot write.
We have painted all the toilets black
and all the lockers white.
We have torn up all the math books
and we've locked the school's front door.
There won't be school no more.




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In the presence of my gifted teachers
our classroom becomes a delightful place
In the hands of my gifted teachers
There is laughter in every student's lips
In the company of my gifted teachers
Creative thinking is everywhere
In the palms of my gifted teachers
There is hope that genuinely prospers
In the lectures my gifted teachers
Imagination and knowledge are awakened




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I think I know
What it feels like to slip into a coma.
I am sitting,
My teacher is rambling,
And my senses are going.
Slowly,
I slip
Into
Darkness...




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I fell asleep in class today,
as I was awfully bored.
I laid my head upon my desk
and closed my eyes and snored.
I woke to find a piece of paper
sticking to my face.
I'd slobbered on my textbooks,
and my hair was a disgrace.
My clothes were badly rumpled,
and my eyes were glazed and red.
My binder left a three-ring
indentation in my head.
I slept through class, and probably
I would have slept some more,
except my students woke me
as they headed out the door.




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I have a brief confession
that I would like to make.
If I don't get it off my chest
I'm sure my heart will break.
I didn't do my reading.
I watched TV instead—
while munching cookies, cakes, and chips
and cinnamon raisin bread.




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The Lord moved in for a closer look and gently lifted the drop of moisture to His finger where it glistened and sparkled in the light.



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