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Trust Can Not Be Built On Lust,
if So The Life Will Turn To Dust,
trust Can Not Be Built On Lust,
one Thing To Remember Is That It's A Must,
trust Can Not Be Built On Greed,
it Should Not Be Based Around The Need,
trust Can Not Be Pushed To Far,
if So, You May Lose Your Only Star,
so Remember The Key In Placing Trust,
to Make Sure That Its Not In Lust.

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I�m a little mouse called kieth
I circumcise men with my teeth
its not for the leisure, or the sexual pleasure
its for the cheese i find in the crease!

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Dear Santa,

I promise that I won't hurt them,
I just have a few games I'd like to play,
They'll be well fed and cared for. Truly appreciated,
And I'll return them to you on New Year's Day.

But Dear Santa,

If you can't provide any of the above,
Dear Santa. You've got such a kindly face,
Just harness up your reindeer to your sleigh Dear,
And drop on over . I'll be waiting at my place.

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I found the secret to life...it's 'appiness.
'appiness is everyone's due.
I wish I could give you all 'appiness.
Then we'd all have 'appiness...me and you.

'appiness is such a great thing.
I'd love to spread some around.
If the women all had 'appiness.
You'd find them all up...never down.

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Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all of that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.

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Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

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Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted.
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just come
Pass me a hanky.

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Cloudburst on your softness
your spring meadow teasing wet
let it rain all day.
short nights, midsummer
you spread yourself, one toy
in and two to go.

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A little boy walks into his parents' room
Then wears a quizzical frown
When he see his Mom on top of his Dad
Bouncing up and down.

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I'd like to scuttle your puttle
Spiddle your paddle
Tickle your wickle
And twittle your taddle
Stroodle your doodle
Cromple your string
Brundle your strundle
And frondle your ding

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Mother returned from 2 days away
Her little boy greeted her by saying
"Mummy, guess what! Yesterday!
I was in your wardrobe, playing

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