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New Year Resolution
It was January the 1st
I turned over a new leaf
It was clean on the top side
But had bugs underneath.




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It was January the 1st
I turned over a new leaf
It was clean on the top side
But had bugs underneath.




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His name reminds me of breakfast,
I don't think he's ever seen Beefest.
He stared in Apollo 13,
I saw it when I was 14.
In Footloose his rum was a shaken,
His name is Kevin Bacon.

Happy New Year !




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Me and you Share everything,
Secrets, Love, And cries.

But I also noticed I was head to toes in lies.
So once I knew the truth, I figured I'd play a game.

To find out more about you, To see if your the same.
Once the game Started, I found out its a shame,

That you would do that, To make me Feel The Pain.
Now I'm Screaming my Heart Out, Just like I'm Insane.

Happy New Year !




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Raindrops fall from the sky.
As blood drips from my eye.

The ground rips and resists.
As I cut open my wrists.

Sunlight fails to shine.
Darkness becomes my shrine.

Fire shoots up in the air.
As my soul I declare.

Happy New Year !




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It was January the 1st.
I turned over a new leaf.

It was clean on the top side.
But had bugs underneath.




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The gifts are wrapped.
The cookies baked.
My lipstick's on.
My hair is raked.

The turkey's done,
And so, the stuffing.
What's left to do?
My thought is: nothing.

Hurray, it's Christmas.
Pour the wine.
For once, I'm finally
Done on time.

Happy New Year !




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Dad's on a ladder.
Out hanging up lights.
Mom's baking cookies,
And we're having fights.

Grandma is wrapping.
Our gifts by the tree.
We keep on fighting,
My brother and me.

In two days, it's Christmas.
All over our town.
But we won't stop fighting.
Till Santa comes down.

HAPPY NEW YEAR !.




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My New Year Solutions, Not Resolutions.
This year I want to be a monkey.
Jumping from tree to tree.
Next year I can be a donkey.

Braying from sky to sea..
Every year I want to change.
And experience something new.
I wish I am something strange.
Like the disappearing dew.

Wishing You a very Happy "NEW YEAR".




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When the bells all ring and the horns all blow.
And the couples we know are fondly kissing.
Will I be with you or will I be among the missing?

Wonder whose arms will hold you good and tight.
When it's exactly twelve o'clock that night.
Welcoming in the New Year.

Happy New Year !.




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