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Funny Haiku Poems

So,it's your birthday!
Make sure you do something fun.
You won't feel so old.




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humble bumble bee
brings pollen from apple tree
to make his honey
he feeds his loved queen
to protect her he gets mean
his stings arenít funny
a hive is his home
he fills it with honeycomb
for love not money




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I see you driving

Round town with the girl I love

And I'm like haiku.





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It's raining haiku
haiku,it's raining haiku
haiku,raining down




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You use computers
IPods, mobiles, cameras
Why not write letters?




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On meatball mountain
Sauce is sticky and gooey
Where is my dog Spot?

Little brothers, ugh
Mom says he has to stay but
I say why not vote?

I can make noises
With my hand and underarm
Flappity flap flap

Let's have a contest
Who can burp the loudest? You
Or me? Ready, go!




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Lot's of guilt to share.
What am I doing wrong now?
A Jewish mother.




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Company coming?
And your house is a big mess?
Just put on lipstick.




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How many light bulbs
Does it take to screw a shrink?
Oh, got it backwards.




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I feel the sun's warmth
Baking on my skin. I watch
The flowers reach high.




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Only so many.
Hours. And so much to get done.
I'd rather take nap.

Expand your mind. Get.
To work. Better yet, put your.
Feet up. Watch TV.




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Ask for opinions.
Mull it over. Then you can.
Just do what you want.




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World is vast and wide.
So much out there to explore.
Right now, let's eat lunch.




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As the birds fly south.
I make reservations to.
Go to Florida.




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Is everything wrong?
Are you the only one right?
Time to see a shrink.




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when haiku come down
we mess around town, feelin
then, damn, haiku walks




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submarine haiku
the military attack poem
looking for a rhyme




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she dances lithely
seduction under the moon
i hey, a nickel!
My life is Jello
Sitting and waiting in the bowl
Patiently to gel




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Girl sat on a swing
trying to sing a song for god
missing him, not me




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