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Funny PoemsIf you are looking for Funny Poems then your search ends here. This page is all about Funny Poems. We have recently added new Funny Poems. The orchestra's mid-rehearsal And I'm dying for a pee But, although I'm holding up my hand I can't make the teacher see I clash the cymbals, bang the drum But he doesn't hear my plea If I have a tinkle on the piano Then he's sure to notice me. Mr Camel and Miss Dromedary were married And in time a baby was due. Said Mrs Camel to her beloved 'Would you prefer one hump or two?' AMBITION cannot find him, Affection doesn’t know How many leagues of Nowhere Lie between them now. Yesterday undistinguished— Eminent to-day, For our mutual honor— Immortality Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee, What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? Some dinosaurs had tiny brains, no larger than a pea. When my teacher read that it reminded her of me The worlds shortest poem is not shorter then this :) We do the research online for you and provide you best poems at one place. We keep updating our site regularly for Funny Poems. Please keep visiting this site again and again for best poems. If you have written any Funny Poems and want to publish it on our site then please send us your Funny Poems in mail and we will publish it on our site. | |  | |