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Ek sardar ne khobsurat larki dekhi
Or phir us k pass ja k us ko kiss kr di.
Girl : "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar : "B.Com final year"

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Sardar ko invitation mila
k
party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy.
Sardar party me pohncha
To dekha k
"
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Logon ne
pant
aur shirt b pehni hui hy.

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Ek Sardar ne Airport call kr k pucha:.
Dhali se America ka safar ktni der ka he?
Receptionst:
1 Secnd Sir,
Sardar line kat k bola.
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Pee K bethi he
Saali

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1st Sardar
O yar Bike kyon tez kardi
2nd Sardar
Break fail ho gai hai is se pehle accident ho
jaye jaldi se ghar pohanch jate hain
1st Sardar
or tez or tez

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Sardar:Beta 2 bistar Q lga rahey ho?
Beta: Gher pe 2 mehmaan aney hen
Sardar:kon kon?
Beta: Ammi ka bhai or mera Mamoo
Sardar 1 or lga lo mera sala b a raha hy.

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Sardar:Tm shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Hn, humara aurat say shadi hua hai
Sardar: Bewakuf tu kia mard sy b shadi hoti hai
Pathan:Hn humara bahen ka hua hai..

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Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gy..
Jb hosh aya to logon ny pucha Sardar g truck nzr nai aya c?

Srdar G: nzr ty aya c pr truck ty likhya c
Tu lang ja saadi khair ay.

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Grammar teacher 2 Sardar
jamila rozana larkon sy milti hai
Batao is jumly main jamila kya hai?
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Sardar: Jamila Beghirat hai ....

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Sardar:
Beta, Teri Mummy bot chup-chup bethi hai.
kya bat he?

Beta:
Papa, Mummy ny LIPGUARD manga tha meny

FEVIQUICK pakda diya.

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Sardar: Yr Ans sheet pr sabsy pahle kya Likhu?
Banta: Yahi K IS SHEET PR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPANIK HAIN.

JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HAI.

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Sardar's 60th Birthday py.
Bantaji- Ya Cake Py BULB Q lagaya hai.?

Sardar-60 Candls lagany Me Muskil ho Rhi thi
So 60 Watt ka BULB laga diya.

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Aik Sardar ne aik bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai tu bachy ny keha k mujy 9 tk aty hia.. Sardar ny bachy sy keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahi aata. yeh tu Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:

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Sardar: Qutub Minaar kahan hai
Son: Pata nahi.
Sardar: Kbhi ghar sy nikla karo.
Son: Ram Lal kun hai
Sardar: Pata nahi.
Son: Kbhi Ghar me bhi raha karo

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Sardar: What is da similarity between Bill Gates & Me
Friend: I don?t know.
Sardar: Well... He never comes 2 my house & I never go 2 his

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Sardar:
Cheel ko english mai kya kehty hain ?

Pathan:
Eagle

Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojye tu ?

Pathan
illegal.

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Sardar : Sitting on da Top of da Mountain & Studying
Wen a person asked wat he was doing
He replied Oye! Higher Studies Yaar

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1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey tu kia kia jy?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay sy bahtar
hai k banda soo hi jy:

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Sardar always study in front of a mirror bcoz of three reasons:

1. It helps saving revision time.
2. He can keep a watch on himself.
3. He likes combined studies.

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Teacher India ka jhanda sb sy pehly kahaN lehraaya gaya?
Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad )
Hawa maiN

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Lady doctor: Tm rooz subah clinic k bahar khari ho
kar auratoon ko kyn ghoorti ho?
Sardar ji aap hi ny bahar likha hai
AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT 9am-11am

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After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his 1ST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery is 0K".

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Sardar Ny Bus Mai Aik Larki Ko Chher Diya.
Larki: Tmhary Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahi Hain Kya.
Sardar: Kya Pata, Main Tu Subah Sy Ghar Sy Bahar Hun.

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Sardar Building Sa Gira
Doctor Said: He iz Dead
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said

Main Zinda Hoon

Sardars Wife
Tu Pya Reh Tenu Doctor Naloo Bohta Pata Aa.

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Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr Soo gya.
Aik Admi Ny Kaha Kia Kr Raho Ho?
Train Aygi Tu Mr Jao Gay!
Sardar Ji: Kal Mayry Opper Sy Jahaaz Guzar Gayaa Tou Kuch Nahee Hua,

Rail Kia Cheez Hai?

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Aik Sardar Apny Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sy Daikh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Sy Kia Daikh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Daikh raha hoon......

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Master 2 Sardar: Qaatil kisy kehty hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahi.
Master: Agr tm apny baap ko qatal kardo tu Tm kiya kehlaao gay?
Sardar: "Yaatim".

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FIA: Y criminals leave their fingerprints after doing their work?
Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if they were literate,
they would leave their signature 4 u.

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2 Khusray Shadi k Mubarak baad deny gye,
Aik bola main tu 1100 loun g,
Doosra bola main tu 1200 loun g,

Pechy sy Sardar bola 2300 ly lo us main FM b hai.

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