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Hindi Naughty Sms

Mom Of da Milenium:

A Girl Tells her Mom:

“I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?”

Mom: “Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM”




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Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya.




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Today’s Relationships:

You can touch each other,
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but
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not each others phones..!!




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Purani haveli ke
pichhe wale khandar ki
saamne wali futti
hui deewar par
lagi tutti tasveer ke
pichhe lage jaale
mein fase macher ki kasam..
I miss you yaar




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Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.




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Har barish mein yehi dua hai meri..

ki..

Barish ki jitni bunden zameen par gire..
Utni baar aap slip ho ke gire..
Khushiyo ke samandar mein.




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Yar sadi jan ho....
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho




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Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tume mujse pyar ho gya?
Boy: Darling! Abhi kuch dekha kahan hai?
Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai!




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College Girl At Fee Counter - Sir, Meri Le Lo !Sir- 2 Min Ruko.
Aram Se Le Lunga.
Girl- Are Jaldi Le Lo, Fir Nahi De Paungi,
Mere Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai.




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Sochiye physics kitni eassy hoti

aagr

aagr

aagr

aagr

Apple ki jagah ped gira hota
aur newton wahi nipat gaya hota




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Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera Hath Kat Gaya.
Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai.
Santa: Abey Chup Baith.
Wo Dekh Uska Gala Kat Gaya,
Fir Bhi Chup-Chaap Pada Hai.!




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2 Ladies Ped K Neeche Baithi
Kaafi Der Se Baatein Kar Rahi Thi

Achanak 1 Aam Gira!

Lady: yeh January Me Aam Kese Gira

Aam Bola: PAK GAYA TERI BAATE SUN KE.




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Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne lagaGIRL:
kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha




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Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna mat chad I was just lying…




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1 juth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
Aur
1 muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste juth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.




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Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS.




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Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
Ann balls disappear...
dirty mind
it's when
you BLINK YOUR EYES




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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!




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Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.




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Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
To
TO
To
TO
To
VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo..




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Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai,
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
jab tak
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Fair & Lovely sasti hai.




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Aik bus main ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hm tmko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hm haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.




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School main bachche k papa ne teacher sy kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hm karty hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!




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friends talking about AIDS
Friend: Kabhi condom k bina nahi karta.
Santa: Ungli main bhi condom pehnta hun.
Banta: Main to bilku risk nahi leta, padosi sy karwata hun.




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Wife-janu, kash aap msz hoty,main aapko save karti,jab chahy padhti.
Husband- kanjus,save hi kr k rakhti ya apni kisi sahili ko forward bhi karti?



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Baap:Sach batao ye 100 ka note kha sy lay.
Beta:Mjhy gali ME para hua mila.
or agr yaqi na ho to bahr ja k daikh lo.
1 admi Abi tak dhund rahA Hai.



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Mohan:Ladkiya sharab sy itni nafrat kyn karti hai?
Sohan:Kyn ki isko piny ky baad unky chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karny lagte hai.



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Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi
Jija: 1500 ly ly pr abhi dy..



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Bubbli:
Humari shadi ko pury 24 ghante ho gy hai
. Major Rohail:
Ur dekho lgta hai jesy kal hi ki baat ho




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Hair oil ki ad main hair dikhate hain
Skin cream ki ad main Skin
Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet
par WHISPER ki ad main kuch nahi dikhaty????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!




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A General asks a young lady officer, hw she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & da whole nite in No Sir, No Sir!




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Girl: Will u love me after marriage also?
Boy: Dis depends on your husband, if he allows me.




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Husband: KaL paros WaLi Lrki Mery Khwab main aai thi.
Wife: AkeLi hi i hogi?

Husband: Haan mgar Tmhain Kese Pta ??




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Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaib ho jaty thy.Amitab gya wog gayab,
Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshy gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab.




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CHAPPAL Chooti Ho Jai "PAOWN" Mai Nhi Ati.
Wah Wa Wa"CHAPPAL" Chooti Ho Jai "PAOWN" Mai Nai Ati.

B.V "MOTI" Ho Jai
BAHOoN Mai Nai Ati




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Meri begum ny bhar di hain meray salan my wo mirchain
Nivala moonh me rakhta hun to aankhn bheeg jati hain




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English Theory
I Love 2 Walk In A Rain
Bcoz No 1 Can See My Tears

Indian Theory
Main Barish Main Isliye Chalta Hun
Ta K Susu Kr Sakon.




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Dunya K 5 Mushkil tareen Kam
1-Hathi Ko dhakka lgana
2-Machar Ki malish karna
3-Chiunti ko kiss karna
4-Zrafey Ki gardun dabana
5-Ap Sa SmS ki tawaqa rakhna.




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Biwi(gusse me):tumary dimag to sirf gobar bhara ha
. Pati(pyar se): To fir itni dair sy Q kha rahi ho.




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