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Hindi Marriage Sms

Ek pareshan Pati apni patni se kehta hey....
Apni Marji Se Jeene
Nahi Deti Hai....

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Aur
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Karwa Chouth Vrat Rakh Ke Marne Bhi Nahi Deti Hai...

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A beggar- �Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai�

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Sonu:Mai Bahut Pareshan Hu Yaar,
Monu:Kya Hua?
Sonu:Mai Kuch Bhi Krta Hu To Meri Biwi Beech Me aa Jati Hai.
Monu-Ek Kaam Kar Tu Car Chala Ke Dekh Le.

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Jaldbazi mein shadi ker k saara jeevan bigar lo ge
wah wah :�.
Or soch samjh k kro ge tou kon sa Teer maar lo ge :

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Sonu:Mai Bahut Pareshan Hu Yaar,
Monu:Kya Hua?
Sonu:Mai Kuch Bhi Krta Hu To Meri Biwi Beech Me aa Jati Hai.
Monu-Ek Kaam Kar Tu Car Chala Ke Dekh Le.

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A successful man is da 1 who makes more
money dan his wife can spend and
A successful woman is da 1 who can find
such a man...

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I didn't mean 2 kill dat guy
Y da gun just went off in my hand
Well; I caught him wid my wife
& it cost dat guy his life
I'd just got home from the company
& dat guy was sittin' where I am supposed 2 b!
Now he is up there in da sky & I m stuck with
Live Free or Die Hard.

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What's da simmilarty between

marriage & 11:59

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Very Simple ,,,

Dono ky baad

12 hi bajty hain .... hapy unmarried life.

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Come everyone let iz give a cheer
In celebration of a couple dear.
A couple who in love unite
& r seldom cross and hardly fight.
2 a couple who bring joy 2 all.
May u laugh & sing & have a ball.
May happiness surround u two.
Dat is what I wish for u
A Happy Marriage Life.

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It takes 2 special people
2 make a loving pair
There is a joy being around U
A feeling I love 2 share.
So best anniversary wishes 2 U
Bringing years of joy & fun.
May each year keep getting better
I hope da good times have just begun.

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There r few who r so lucky
2 have da things you do
Companionship & friendship
& loving feelings, too.
As friends we wish these pleasures
Will last forevermore
4 we know dat you will ever be
A couple whom we adore.....
Wishing u a Happpy Married Life.

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Your life is a time 4 sharing
Your affection, Its obvious the
2 of you have a quite a deep
Connection ! I send glad congratulations
& heartfelt wishes, too ,
4 joyful happiness and love
In everything u do.
Congratulation.......

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Love iz like a long sweet dream
& marriage iz an alarm clock.

So have a sweet dream until your
alarm wakes U up.
Happy Unmarried Life.

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Some people ask da secret of our long marriage.
We take time 2 go 2 a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music & dancing.

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2 ALL BACHELORS
Dont Marry AIRTEL girl
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl
she has connections wid all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl
she touches u tomorrow, not 2day.
Dont Marry RELIANCE girl
she takes u in her mutthi main.
Marry only HUTCH girl
she follows u where ever u go.

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A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya dy dy..

Husband said 2 his wife- Dy dy, tjhy
sundari bola hai to har haal main andha hai ....

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Love iz 1 long sweet dream,
& marriage is the alarm clock

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A sweet demand by a kid.
He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd wat happnd son?
kid said i cant adjust wid ur wife anymore,

i want my own

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Marriage iz like a public toilet
Those waiting outside r desperate 2 get in
&
Those inside r desperate 2 come out.

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Hazaro ladkiya aati hai hazaro jati hai hazaro hasti hai hazaro rulati hai
lekin mery dost sath vohi nibhati hai jo Doli me aati hai.

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Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gai Hai
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hai

Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kijey Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

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Shadi kerny aur mobile
kharidny k baad aik hi baat

ka afsos hota hai kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.

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It's funny wen people discuss
LUV MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking some1
if suicide iz better or being murdered

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Marriage iz like going 2
a restaurant your choice
4rm da menu
&
den look at neighbourin
table n wish you'd ordered dat

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ur wedding day iz full of joy
2morrow u cannot c.

Bt 1 thing's sure 4 da two of u
The best is yet 2 b.

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When a man holds a woman's hand
b4 marriage, it iz luv

after marriage it iz self defense.

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Q: During Marriage ceremony y is da
bridegroom made to sit on da horse?

A: He is given his last chance 2
run away

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