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Hindi Funny Sms

1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa..
ab iss ma khud ko talash karne k liye 3 aur 6 Parhen�. Thanks�!

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what is another pain full sentence other than
"I Hate You"
. . . . . . KITNE MARKS AAYE...!
By God...Dil toot sa jata hai....!

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Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

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Kripya kr k Dhyaan Dain,
. . . . . . . . . . . Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

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Geeta mein likha hai?
. . . . . . . . are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

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Teacher to student Lecture kaisa hona chahiye?
Student Mini skirt jaisa, taaki jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe. . .

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Hamesha hasny walo ko b gum ho skta hai
wah wah
Hamesha hasny walo ko b gum ho skta hai
wah wah

koi b lawaris vastu na chhuye usmy bum ho skta hai..

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Alcoholic movies
Bunty Aur Baatli
Rum de Basanti
Soda Akbar
Do aur do scotch
Jab we tun
Rab ne pila di thodi
Kisme kitna hai rum

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Aaj kal duniya mai dhoka aam bait hai,
Ab 'Suraj' ko hi daikh lo.
Aata hai KIRAN k saath,
Rahta hai ROSHNI k saath,
or Jaata hai SANDHYA k sath...

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Wo ladai hi kya jis main do chaar gaaliyan na ho.
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho.

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Tu mere dil main aisy samaayi hai.
Jaise baajry k kheet main bhains ghs aayi hai.

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Arz kiya hai...

He iz KISSING.
She iz KISSING.

He iz KISSING.
She iz KISSING.
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* * *some txt missing.

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Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aany sy pehly fiza aa gayi.
ki bahaar aany sy pehly fize aa gayi.
Aur phool khilny sy pehly .... ..
.... . bakri kha gyi.

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Shaam hoty hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Tooty khwaboo k siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tmhari yaad aisi waqt bot aati hai
Bandar jb koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Daikha tjhy to rooh khush ho gai
Aik kami thi vo bhi puri ho gai

Pagal hain wo log jo kahty hain ki
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gai.

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Fizao Mai Tm Ho
Hawao Mai Tm Ho
Baharon Mai Tm Ho
Dhop Mai Tm Ho
Chhaho Mai Tm Ho

Sach Hi Suna Tha

Buri Aaatma Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Hota.

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Log Kehty Hain KKhuda Ny Aapko Badi Fursat Mei Banaya Hai....
Simple Si Baat Hai Yaar...Faltu Kaam Fursat Mei Hi To Hoty Hai.

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Mom: Beti badi ho kr kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahi... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo pr zara serial order main karna.

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Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hai.

Miss: wo kaisy?

Bacha: jb phichli br ammi hospital main admit thin tu behan i thi
Ab abu admit hain.

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Bhagwan apki umar lambi kary!
Bhagwan apko Naukri dy
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhy
Bhagwan apko Barkat dy!

Yaad ho gaya?

Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja

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Wife ko Begum kyn kehty hain?
Kyn k shaadi k baad saary gum to husband k hissy mAin aatY hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

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Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tm 4 bar apny dada k marny ki chutti ly chuky ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss br miri dadi ki shaadi hai.

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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai tu sb auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is sy mera character tu theek rahyga, pr mery baap ka bigad jay ga.

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Geeta main likha hai?
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are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, mainy kaha geeta main likha hai.

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Kitni dair hoi koi sawal nahi ata
Sawal hm puchain to jawab nahi ata

Ye Sala bathroom me kon baitha hai
Itna lamba toh FARAZ ko b nahi jata!

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Tery pyar ka email mery dil ko Lubhata hai
Par beech main tery baap ka virus ata hai

Aur karvaaogy humsy kitnaa intizaar
Hamary dil ki site py kabhi enter to maro yaar

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Tery liye chand kya
Sitaro ko bhi tod dun ga
Tu sadhi k liye ha kaho
Ghar walon ko tu kya
Ghar wali ko bhi chord dun ga

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Tmhary liye pyaar ki application
create main karun ga

Tm ussy debug karna
wait main karun ga
Tmhaara intizar krty krty
main so gaya

Yeh daikho mera connection
time out ho gaya.

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Tmsy mila main kal to,
mery dil main hua aik sound,

Lakin aaj tm mili to kahti ho
ur file not found.

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