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Hindi Dirty Sms

Sex karo daily jab girlfriend ho akeli,

Jab girlfrnd na ho akeli, to ragdo uski saheli,

Jab na mile uski saheli, to “Jindabad Hatheli”

BUT ENJOY DAILY




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College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi
Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”
Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”
Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi,
Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“




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Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara
keraty hway, Amme Amme
yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray
Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay
baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa
bhar rahay thay




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Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,

Kya?
.

Socho?

.

Nahi pata?


.

Un k pyary pyary bary bary

.


.

.

Baal.
saale tharki..




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What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!




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Boy : I Want Us To Be In A Relationship.

Girl : Its Okay But Under One Condition

Boy : Which One ?
Girl : No Sex, Bcoz Am Preserving It
For My Future Husband.

Boy : Thats Okay, I Also Have My Condition

Girl : Which One ?

Boy : No Using Of My Money Coz
Am Preserving It For My Future Wife!!! :P




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Husband: Income is not sufficient; if you knew to cook we can remove Shef.
Wife: “Kamine, if u knew to f^*K watchman, gardener and driver.”




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Nurse lost her cat.
nurse in the hospital- any 1 got a pussy,all women stood up,
i mean any one seen a pussy, all men stood up.I meant any one seen my pussy,
all doctors stood up




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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.

Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.

Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.

Boy : Aur lo gee.

Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo




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Girl: sorry sir u can't smoke here

Customer: but i bought the cigarettes from your shop?

Girl: we also sell condom. you can't start fucking here




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Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey? color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no.
phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne
k liye istamal karte ho.




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Nurse- Bed No.2 Wale Patient Ka Bp
3 Baar Check Kiya, Bahut High Hai....

Doctor- 1 Baar Phir Se Check Karo
Par Apne Upar K 2 Button Band Kar Lena.




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1950 ki Ladki
Pehla phela pyaar hai chai taiyaar hai,
Aajao sajana aapka intazaar hai.
2010 ki Ladki
Navva / dasva pyaar hai,
Mera Dil bekrar hai,
Aajao na darling warna gayarava taiyar hai.




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Jab se landline ki number series change hui hai aur number ke aage 2 lagana hai,
tabh se computer operator kahti hai ke pehele dau dabao phir lagao.




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Boy :- Janu ab tum change ho gayi ho.
Girl :- Wo kyun ?
Boy :- Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti.
Girl :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close ki thi to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.




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Bahu saas ki paon daba rahi thi.GHAGHRA
upar hogaya.Bahu boli: PRANAAM,
SAAS: Kisko?
BAHU: SASURJI KI RANBHUMI AUR MERE PATI KI JANAM BHUMI KO




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Mainy kaha dilruba,
Usny kaha paise dikha,
Mainy kaha paise nahi,
Usny kaha aise nahi,
Mainy kaha mehengai hai,
Usny kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.




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Kaisa lagta hai jb
Barasti pani mai
hawa k jhokn k sang
Khamosi sy chlty hue
Koi apka hath tham k hauly sy keh dy
Niche"GOBAR" hai zara dhaye sy




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God Ny Aurat Ko
Sunder Bnaya
khubsurat Dimag Dia
Hirni C Aakhy
Gulab Sy Hoth
Pyar Bhara Dil Diya
Fir..

Juban Dy kr
Sb Pa Pani Fer Diya




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Firstly, take it in hand.
Den on mouth .
Phir thuk lagao .
Phir Under gusao
Kitna Mushkil hota hai soi main dhaaga daalna.




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In a bus Girl-Im pregnant,plz give me seat?
Seat deny k baad Boy-dekhny me to pregnant nhi lagti.
Girl-Abhi ksy lagungi 1 ghanty phly hi to chudi hun.




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A boy talking on mobile ....
2nd boy: Kis sy baat kr rahy ho?
1st: Behan sy.
2nd: Itnay pyar sy .... ?
1st: Haan teri jo hai.




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Ladyi waly ladki daikhn gye.
Ladky ny Ladki sy pucha:Aapko KHANA BANANA aata hai ?
Ladki :Nahi mjhy to BANANA KHANA aata hai..!!




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Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app py barsy,
hr koi aap k sath sony ko tarsy,
aap k jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ny ko tarsyn.




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Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife iz pregnant
She iz having pain right nw
Doctor Iz this her 1st child?
Sardar No dis iz her husband speaking.




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Hindi class main master ki pant ki zip khuli daikh Ladkiyan zor sy hasny lgi.
Masterji boly: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kr khada kr doonga.




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Bhagwan ko gussa kb aata hai?
Jb kisi ladki ka rape hony k baad uski ma bolti hai
"Hey Bhagwan yeh tuny kya kiya."




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Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti Mughal-e-Azam main to film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!




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Pappu meets his old frnd.
Pappu: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.
Frnd: Oye, iska matlab?
Pappu: Kuch nahi yaar, I mean long time no C.




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Jad aapji da janam hoya ty tusi nangy si ty cheekan maar rahy si
te hun jad tusi nangy hunde ho ty koi hor cheekan marda ha.
Sab time-time di gal ha..



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A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.
"Wanted,Girl Age no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar
But SEX Baar baar, Hazaar bar...Lagataar...




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Q: Y do pubic hair never grey & hair on head turn grey?
A: Bcoz utte sochan hi sochan ty thaly moja hi moja..




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Wat do u usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
Dat was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Wrong again!
Da Ans: Mera Kachha Kithy Ha...




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