A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question ,

Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ???

Sardar- Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna pary ga
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti sy 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tum ny kia kar dia.

Teacher to Sardar: “I killed a person” convert this sentence in2 future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is u will go 2 jail….

Sardar apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha tha
Aik Aadmi Na Pocha:
Sardar G Ye kya kr rhe ho?
Sardar:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha ha ka
Mobile “DEAD” ho gya ha….

Sardar & his wife going to city in auto,
driver adjusted mirror,
sardarji shouted u are seeing my wife,
go & sit back i will drive the auto…

Sardar enters kitchen & opens the sugarbox. Sees inside & closes it.Wife observes the whole episode.Again he comes & does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are u doing this?Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly..

Nurse: Mubarak ho ap k ghar larka pyda hova ha,

Sardar: Wa ge wa kya technology ha,
B.V mere hospital mei ha,
or bacha mere ghar paida hova ha..

Sardar ki maa ki death ho gai,
1 saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri maa kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,
Me na socha surprise don ga…

Sardar got new job,
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer,
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ay.

Professor: What will we get if 1 atom of Ba & 2 atoms of Na combined?

Sardar: BANANA..