Sardar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Sardar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Sardar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline:Blood Bank lutya gya.

Sardar:
Cheel ko english mai kya kehte hain ?

Pathan:
Eagle

Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?

Pathan:
illegal.   “

1 sardar road pe potti kar raha tha, police ney pakar liya.

Jab usey lejaney lagey to sardar bola:

Saboot to utha lo….

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question ,

Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ???

Sardar- Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna pary ga
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti sy 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tum ny kia kar dia.

A sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park & when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat ha? Dar kyon lag raha ha cinema hi to ha.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal ha, pata ha ki cinema ha, lekin voh to
janwar ha, usko kya pata…

Sardar reporter na aik zakhmi sa pocha jub bomb gira

“kia wo phat gya tha?”

Zakhmi (ghussa sa )Nahi.wo reeng reeng kar mary qareeb aya

or bola “Bhawooo”…

Sardar apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha tha
Aik Aadmi Na Pocha:
Sardar G Ye kya kr rhe ho?
Sardar:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha ha ka
Mobile “DEAD” ho gya ha….

Sardar & his wife going to city in auto,
driver adjusted mirror,
sardarji shouted u are seeing my wife,
go & sit back i will drive the auto…