Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai
logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?

Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga..

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home..

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.
Dost: Gardanien q nai katin? Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin.

Teacher: Give english translation of,
“Saddar bazar main golian chal rahi hain”..
Sardar: The Tablets are walking in the President Market..!

Sardar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Sardar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Sardar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline:Blood Bank lutya gya.

Sardar:
Cheel ko english mai kya kehte hain ?

Pathan:
Eagle

Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?

Pathan:
illegal.   “

1 sardar road pe potti kar raha tha, police ney pakar liya.

Jab usey lejaney lagey to sardar bola:

Saboot to utha lo….

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question ,

Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ???

Sardar- Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna pary ga
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti sy 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tum ny kia kar dia.