Aurat: Baba j mere shohar
sari raat ghar se bahar rhte hai.

Baba j: Ye information hai
ya
Invitation….

Hitler during his speech.

Meri dictionary ma
IMPOSSIBLE ka word nhi

Sardar uth k.

Te mama vakh k lani c….

Sardar teacher:
Qayamat k din zameen phat jai gi
or asman k tookre ho jai ge..

Pathan:
To us din collage ma chuti ho gi kia.

Sardar teacher:
Pata nhi.Notic lage ga to pata chal jai ga..

Ak sardar 2sre se
yaar ye sent message kia hota hai..

2nd sardar:
Yaar tu b jahil ka jahil hi rahi
sent messages ka matlab hota ha
khushbo wala messages

Ek Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara:
.
Kyon K
.
Usne Video Shop Per Ja Kar,
.
Sirf Itna He Kaha

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,
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MY NAME IS KHAN.

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata ha

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.
Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
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Sardar:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe ha..

Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai
logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?

Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga..

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home..

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.
Dost: Gardanien q nai katin? Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin.