Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: Assalam-o-Alaikum
I Love You Baaji….
Aik din aik pathan ne apni qaza namaz ada karne ki sochi,
Namaz sy pehly unchi awaz mein niyat ki
“2 rakat namaz qaza fajar 27-05-2007
ALLAHUAKBAR..”
Pathan Petrol Pump Gya
Board Pr Likha tha
mobile Use Kerna Mana Hai
us Ne Mobile Nikala OrSb Doston Ko Call Kr k kaha
phone mat krna
Mein Pertrol Pump pe hon.
Fish Wala:khan sahab aaj zinda machli laya hon.
Khan: dakho machli to waki zinda ha par khocha maray ko
yh batao kh yah taza bhi hay kh nahi…
Ek pathan ne apni “HAIR DRESSER” Ki dukan 2nd floor pa shift ki aur neechey board lagaya ka
Neechay ke baal kaatne ki dukan upar ha…
Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Sey Baten Kr rahey Ho
Pathan:Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi
Mangetar Hay.
News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi ha,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya..
1St pAthAn: AgAr TmhArA 1-LAkh kA EnAAm nikAl AAye toy Tum kiyA kAro GAy.?
2Nd pAthAn: MAin PAgAL Ho jAogA Aur woH 1-LAkh rupAy Apney ElAAjh pEr LAgAoN gA …
Pathan apny Mehmaan se: O yaara! Iss Pankhay ky neeche betho, Tumhain Sawab hoega.
Mehmaan: Sawaab, Woh kesey?
Pathan: Hum ya Pankha Masjid sey Utaar ky laee hai…
1 Pathan 1 admi sey jhagraa kar raha tha.
kehne laga mein tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1 admi ne poocha lekin dant to 32 hote hen.
Pathan: mujhe maloom tha tum beech mein zaroor bolo gay is 32 dant tumhaer bhi torun gaa.