Aik pathan ka gadha gum ho gaya..
Usay talash karte karte woh park mein pohanch gaya..
Wahan ek larka apni girlfriend se kehta hai..
“Mujhe tumhari ankhon mein saari duniya nazar aa rahi hai..!
Pathan Chillaya:
Bhai Dekhna!
Mera Gadha Nazar Aa Raha Hai Kya?

Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line ma
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya

or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya…

Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.

Once a Pathan was asked,
Khan Jee..aap ka favourite song kaun sa hai?

Khan Sahab replied:

Larki Kyun Najanay Kyun Larkon Si Nhi Hoti

Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon pathan saari raat gud gudi karta raha.

1 Aadmi Bike pe Ja Raha tha:

Usne Raastey me Kharey huey Pathan se pucha:

Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?

Pathan: Nahi Humara Ghar to Ground Floor pe ha..

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.

Pathan: Assalam-o-Alaikum
I Love You Baaji….

Aik din aik pathan ne apni qaza namaz ada karne ki sochi,
Namaz sy pehly unchi awaz mein niyat ki

“2 rakat namaz qaza fajar 27-05-2007
ALLAHUAKBAR..”

1 Pathan Sharab peetay huy roo raha tha,

Kisi ne pocha khan sab ro Qion rahy ho??

Pathan: Jis Larki ka naam bholana chah raha hon uska naam yaad nahi aaraha ha….

Panjabi: Yar musibat ka waqt gadhey ko bhi baap banana parta ha,

Pathan: Yar bari himmat ha  jo teri amma maan jati ha…..