Aurat: Baba j mere shohar
sari raat ghar se bahar rhte hai.

Baba j: Ye information hai
ya
Invitation….

Ak pathan namaz perh raha tha
Or 2sra usk bare ma kisi ko
bata raha tha k ye khan saab
bohat namazi or perhaizgar hai…

Pathan namaz toor k bola
Isko batao k hum ne
hajj b kia hai…

Zindgi main agar
Kuch hasil krna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno

Agr dimagh se koi jawab na aye to
Aanhken band kar k

Socho
.
.
.
Kahin Mai Pathan to Nahi?

Soobay ka phla naam

(NWFP)
No Woman For Pathan

or ab khaber pakhton khawah

(KPK)

Khan pe khan

Rishta wohi soch nai…

Pathan:
Ak hindu se
Yaar apne murde ko jala
k zaya mat kia kro.

Hindu:
khan sahab to kia kre phr.

Pathan:
Hum ko do hum chana makai
ki rehri ma jalaye ga…

Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun.

Everyone must attend it.

Pathan: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Pathan: My mother will not Allow Me to Go So Far.

Duniya Me Wo Kon Si 2 Chizen Hen
Jo 1 Dosre K Begher Nahi Reh Sakti Aur Do No BEKAR Hen…?

S0CHO

S0CHO

?

PATHAN AUR NASWAR…!!!

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.

Aur Bola:

Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon

Aur

Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho

Ab to phatanoO kY bharam hi alag h0 gye hain “FARAZ”
Jis k0 dekh0 yhi kehta phir rha ha”My name is khan and I am n0t a terr0rist”

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain
1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote han
2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote han
3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte ha.