Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun.

Everyone must attend it.

Pathan: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Pathan: My mother will not Allow Me to Go So Far.

Duniya Me Wo Kon Si 2 Chizen Hen
Jo 1 Dosre K Begher Nahi Reh Sakti Aur Do No BEKAR Hen…?

S0CHO

S0CHO

?

PATHAN AUR NASWAR…!!!

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.

Aur Bola:

Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon

Aur

Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho

Ab to phatanoO kY bharam hi alag h0 gye hain “FARAZ”
Jis k0 dekh0 yhi kehta phir rha ha”My name is khan and I am n0t a terr0rist”

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain
1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote han
2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote han
3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte ha.

Pathan Ek larki sa “I Love You”
Larki: Tammeez Say Batt Karo
Pathan: Bismilah Hirrahma Nir Rahim,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you.

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.

Pathan ne Language centre ma Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola! I shall never die before my death..

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.
Ali: Khan g kia hua.
Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy
Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy
Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!

Aik pathan ka gadha gum ho gaya..
Usay talash karte karte woh park mein pohanch gaya..
Wahan ek larka apni girlfriend se kehta hai..
“Mujhe tumhari ankhon mein saari duniya nazar aa rahi hai..!
Pathan Chillaya:
Bhai Dekhna!
Mera Gadha Nazar Aa Raha Hai Kya?