Gaoun ka master ji bacho ku english parha rahy thy,

Bacho ye “M” hy .

M say mother,maa–jaisay sheeday ki maa,

Dosray din master ji nay board pay “W” likha,bacho ye kia hy??

aik bacha bola,sir—hy tu ye sheeday ki maa ,par aj is ki taangay oopar hein.

Ek Chohay Ne 1 Poora Suit Kutar k Kha Lia.

Magar Woh Phir bhi Bhok se Mar Gaya,

Kyon?

Q k Woh Suit Malika Sharwat ka Tha

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Kal Jab Miley THay To Dil Mein Hua Aik Sound,
Aur Aj Miley Toh Kehtay Ho Your File Not Found,

Jo Muddat Se HOta Aaya Hai WOh Repeat Kardungi,
Tu Na MIla TOh Apni Zindagi Ctrl+alt+dlt Kar Dungi,

Shayad Mere Pyaar Ko Taste Karna Bhool Gaye,
Dil Se Aisa Cut KIya K Paste Karna Bhool Gaye,

Lakhon HOn ga Nigha Mein Kabhi Mujhe Bhi Pick Karo,
Mery Pyaar K Icon Pe Kabhi To Double Click Karo….

Mein Tumhary Liye Sab Kuch Karta,
Magar Mujhy Kaam Tha,
Mein Tumhary Liye Doob Ke Marta,
Magar Mujhy Zukaam Tha……

Hoon main doctor jahan
meri wife ha nurse wahan
yeh kaisa zulm sehnaa parta ha
mujy apni he wife ko sister kehna parta ha….

Man was smoking in a bus.
Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?

Man: Uske side mein ‘Alwaz  Wear Condom’ ka board  Bhi ha,
AB vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

Faraz Apni Girl Friend Sa

Tum Bin Mein Mar Jaounga PARVEEN

wah wah wah

Tum Bin Mein Mar Jaunga PARVEEN

Wo Muskurai,
Or Boli
“AMEEN”
“AMEEN”
“AMEEN”

Ek sardar ne pathan se kha k dekho mere daant kese hire ki trhah chamak rhe han
pathan bola to hamare bhi konse kam han
sonee ki tarha pille han….

Palkon pe apni bithaya ha tumhe,
Badi duaoon ke baad paaya ha tumhe,
Itni aasani sey nahi mile ho tum
Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe…

1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi key ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.
2nd gadha-tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi
ki ek bahut sunder ladki hay.vo jab bhi shararat karti hay toy dhobi kehta hay
ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hun.