Jisy dil diya woh dilhi chali gai

Jisy dil diya woh dilhi chali gai
Jisy pyar kiya woh italy chali gai
Dil ny kaha khud kushi kr ly zalim
Bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai

Eye

When u feel lonly and cant see anyone around YOU
The world seemz 2 be fading away
come to me and I will take you 2 eye specialist.

Miss SMS

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Miss call ke shandar kamyabi kay bad ab paish hay miss sms

Sms Parhny Wala

Mosam shabaab ka
Nasha sharaab ka
Prda janab ka
Aur rang gulaab ka
In sb say hasseen
Dakho
Sms parhny wala… Maindak talab ka

Pathan

pathan: Molvi sahab kia wazu ky bagair namaz ho jati hy?
molvi: ni hoti
pathan: ho jati hy!
molvi: ni hoti
pathan: mein ny khud parh ky dakhi hy ho jati hy

ZOO

no call?
no miss call?
no sms?
no letter?
I m worried
Kya zoo walon ny fir pakr liya

Pagal

Tum hameesha
Muskuraty rho
Muskuraty rho
Muskuraty rho
Muskuraty rho
Mera kya jye ga?
Log tumhain he pagal samjhen gy

Funny Texts

Asman pr jitny sitary hain
Ankhoon main jitny ishary hain
Samander ky jitny kinary hain
Utnye screw dheely tumhary hain

Funny Text

2 devilz came into my dream
They said,
We want 2 disturb a good person
I suggest them ur name
They said
We cannot disturb our boss :)


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